Sonatine

I somehow believed they were called Chaka Demus and Piles, and always wondered my someone would name themselves after an arse swelling

If memory serves, one of the Lunar missions left a mirror on the moon which can be used to bounce a high powered laser off to measure it's distance from the Earth. Pretty sure if Russia or China had tried that with no success, they'd be singing from the rooftops about it

Aye, haven't they suffered enough over recent years?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/mar/05/outcry-sunderland-national-glass-centre-shut Even the buildings don't want to be there.

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww. And no way is that copper story true like

Chances are he's already got a bet on for how long he's going to get banned.

Motty, soon to be Mouldy

Wheez gulls are theez.

Six foot under the Dirt Bacharach.

Burt Bacharach, 94 No longer knows the way to San Jose.

He's only been here five minutes and folks are leching over his lass already, shocking tbf. Anyway.....

Guilty as charged, and 100% correct too