Sonatine

Phil Brown milking it on the pitch probably had as much to do with him topping his tan up in the nice sunny weather, as being happy Hull stayed up.

No

This thread is like a gift that keeps on giving

Pretty cool that our ancestors looked something like this

More chance of Peters and Lee tbh

Bailiff

Debt

Don't think he set the league on fire when he was on loan at Stoke iirc. Ah well, better get used to the idea of him leading the attack from next season onwards

Thing is, i think the fuckers genuinely believe they've been hard done by and none of what has happened since they took over is their fault

Ironic or accurate? You decide

love bone

Got caught shagging Captain Lager by his missus too, iirc.

Danny B shaping up to be a haggard cunt by the looks of things

Jimmy Saville

pot

Ket Proper old skool term

Was looking well haggard on the touchline, best to get out before he pops his clogs i think.

Have they changed the voting system this year? I know there was talk about it after last years usual eastern european points carve up. Anyway, it will take a lot to better this classic from 2006. You can't go too wrong with a fat bald bloke going mental.

Doctor

Sociology

Go for the leave of absence method. Tell your boss you're stressed and you need some time to think. Buy a plane ticket to Brazil and send an email when you return letting them know you are weighing your options. They should get shot of you after that. Easy

That crying Chelsea kid made my day

Lucky he didn't follow NUFC or he'd have been long dead and buried

Aye, got crocked playing for Derby and was out for ages, career pretty much went tits up after that.

Deserve's Got Nothing To Do With It