Sonatine

Crazy money

This poor git makes the chef from the Muppet Show look competent, although anyone copying that tit Blumenthal kind of deserves what's coming to them.

Crisps 1) Walkers Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli 2) Walkers Sensations Roast Chicken and Thyme 3) Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard (No idea if you can still buy these but they were lush) 4) Pickled Onion Monster Munch 5) Square Crisps, plain Honorable mention goes to Sensations Balsamic Vinegar and Roast Onion, posh pickled onion basically. Words 1) Pleb 2) Haggard 3) Fucking 4) Cunt 5) Eclectic

Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

Not sure they could pull it off over here, but there are some mugs around

Didn't he have his own tv show?

Pretty long list of candidates for that one, would love to hear what they had to say about Jamie Redknapp though

Definitely one to keep watching, the Deadliest Warrior part was class like

My aunt lives in Scotland, she says it’s quite nice.

Excellent

I guess he's officially Scottish again until next year

Mojave 3 are class, more alt country though. Can't go wrong with a bit of Gram Parsons either.

Whitesnake-Still of The Night First time i've heard this in years

She's a hound as well iyam. I'm still half convinced that Lady GaGa is a drag act I meant Lily Allen although it applies to her as well. Looks too much like her old man for my liking, but each to their own and all that.

She's a hound as well iyam. I'm still half convinced that Lady GaGa is a drag act

Smooth Criminal one day, rotting corpse the next. Probably not the re-invention the king of pop had in mind though.

They try to be clever all the time, instead of trying to be funny. I thought their first series was canny good, but they've gone downhill pretty fast since then

Coventry had a cracker a few years back too....

Wasnt it him and a mate who got done for stealing a toilet bowl from a shop? Think it was a bog seat

Borrowed from football365....