Sonatine

More comebacks than Frank Sinatra? I sure hope not

Gone off to live in a caravan with Marco Boogers i reckon.

Thought Rowan Atkinson came from Consett? He is good though, loved his stuff on Not The Nine O'Clock News.

And Gerrard would claim it was self defense anyway.

tbh

Chances are Fat Mike and Co will still be here in a few years time, he's not going anywhere until he's got his pound of flesh

Did he get his picture in this publication?

Shame the headline wasn't Wise Breaks His Neck Horrible little man.

Reminded me of this choon from my heavy metal youth

Add Benny Hill and Frankie Howerd to the list too...

Famous people always seem to die in twos and threes

They're based in Vitoria i think, Victoria with the letter added back in.

Bet the linesman won't flag for any dodgy offsides with that hairy fucker prowling the ground

Didn't look a well man in that Channel 4 doc last night, mind was still sharp as a knife though. Good to hear what he thought about all these celebrity chefs too, "cunts!"

The Tesla Coil ! He's the godfather of Electrical Engineering, he developed AC electricity and the AC motor.

Didn't Tesla claim to have invented a Death Ray or something?

Not the first time he's pulled a stunt like that either, the tit.