Sonatine

Mercury Rev - Goddess on a Highway

Been a couple of plane crashes in Brazil in recent years

What a fucking nightmare, how the hell that pair of clowns shoes became a billionaire is beyond me

Was up in Stanley the other week, think the word haggard was invented purely to describe some of the poor souls up there

Don't think telling him to shoot or pull the trigger when he gets in the box would be a good idea

Has our club captain actually said anything about us getting relegated yet? Pretty sure he can spare some time away from his agent\horses to utter a meaningless soundbite

I wonder if we'll ever get to find out his real age

Bunty I think Cunty more like it

This the ping pong guy? Not the first time he's written Grade A shite, just second rate Talksport drivel dressed up as "proper" journalism

Sorry, wrong hole

Makes you wonder that when Allardyce was banging on about Owen's alleged release clause, that he wanted someone to make an offer so he could get rid

That's bollocks, he came on a free transfer iirc, hence the silly wages.

Aye, can't see Xisco being on £50k+ a week

From the Sun..... 14 players on £50k-plus THESE are the players draining the resources at relegated Newcastle. XISCO SIGNED by Dennis Wise for £5.8million last August, Xisco has scored one goal in just three Toon appearances. CONTRACT: Three years left - £50,000 a week, £2.6m a year. COST PER GAME: £866,666. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. VIDUKA JUST 25 starts in two years, only six this season - and no goals - for Aussie striker Mark Viduka. At least he arrived on a free from Boro. CONTRACT: Expired - £80,000 a week, £4.16m a year. COST PER GAME: £346,000. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. GEREMI THE former Chelsea midfielder is 31 and his legs went years ago. A £7m buy in 2007 but just 11 starts this term. CONTRACT: One year left - £60,000 a week, £3.12m a year. COST PER GAME: £208,000. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. DUFF WINGER Damien Duff is not the player he was when Toon paid Chelsea £5m three years ago. Just three goals in 29 games this term. CONTRACT: Two years left - £70,000 a week, £3.64m a year. COST PER GAME: £125,517. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? Yes. ENRIQUE NEVER worth the £6.3m Sam Allardyce paid Villarreal in 2007, defender Jose Enrique helped get six clean sheets in his 22 starts. CONTRACT: Three years left - £50,000 a week, £2.6m a year. COST PER GAME: £118,181. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. SMITH ALAN SMITH cost £6m. Has now taken two clubs down - Toon and Leeds. No goals in 43 games. Just six apps this season through injury. CONTRACT: Two years left - £60,000 a week, £3.12m a year. COST PER GAME: £520,000. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. COLOCCINI ARGIE defender Fabricio Coloccini cost a whopping £10.3m but has proved a liability. Just eight clean sheets from 34 games for Toon. CONTRACT: Three years left - £70,000 a week, £3.64m a year. COST PER GAME: £107,058. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. CACAPA CLAUDIO CACAPA arrived on a free in 2007 but never settled. The defender, 32, made six apps this term. Last played in December. CONTRACT: Expired - £50,000 a week, £2.6m a year. COST PER GAME: £433,000. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. GUTIERREZ WINGER Jonas Gutierrez was brought in to add creativity - but did not manage to score a goal and contributed just one assist in 30 games. CONTRACT: Four years left - £60,000 a week, £3.12m a year. COST PER GAME: £104,000. VALUE FOR MONEY No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. BARTON JOEY BARTON spent much of his two years injured - and some of the time in prison - after a £5.8m move. Just nine apps this season, scoring one goal. CONTRACT: Three years left - £65,000 a week, £3.38m a year. COST PER GAME: £375,000. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. OWEN MICHAEL OWEN cost £16m but has suffered three injury-ravaged years at Toon. Scored just one goal since January. Made 27 apps this season. CONTRACT: Expired - £115,000 a week, £5.98m a year. COST PER GAME: £221,481. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. MARTINS NIGERIAN striker cost a cool £10m three years ago. But Oba Martins is too wasteful and has bagged just two goals for Newcastle since the turn of the year. CONTRACT: Two years left - £80,000 a week, £4.16m a year. COST PER GAME: £173,333. VALUE FOR MONEY? No. APPEAR TO CARE? No. BEYE SENEGAL full-back Habib Beye cost £2m from Marseille in 2007 but has been badly hit by injury, making just 22 appearances this term. CONTRACT: One year left - £50,000 a week, £2.6m a year. COST PER GAME: £118,181. VALUE FOR MONEY? Yes. APPEAR TO CARE? Yes. BUTT FORMER England and Man Utd midfielder Nicky Butt always gives his all and rarely lets the side down - like some others. No goals in 33 starts this season, though. CONTRACT: Expired - £50,000 a week, £2.6m a year. COST PER GAME: £78,787. VALUE FOR MONEY? Yes. APPEAR TO CARE? Yes

Can't argue with any of it, says it all that the Halls sold up to guy they never even bothered to meet face to face

beat me to it. He can rot in Gatesheads reserves for all I care. I'd put him in America to be honest, fucker's only after money anyway. He was after beating Bobby Charlton's record of goals for England, but Capello has pretty much thrown that chance out of the window.

Got more chance of turning into the Phoenix Club with the current lot in charge. Brian Potter would probably do a better job too

Aye, my aunt works at SJP, not looking good for her and a fair few others tbh

Can't think of too many players who've got their move away from us in the recent past going on to bigger and better things, kiss of death tbh.

Phil Brown milking it on the pitch probably had as much to do with him topping his tan up in the nice sunny weather, as being happy Hull stayed up.

No

This thread is like a gift that keeps on giving

Pretty cool that our ancestors looked something like this