Sonatine

Could tell she'd had a shoeing by her face, her nose looked really deformed and swollen.

Snow Leopard? Interesting name for an OS

Would have been in with a decent shout of getting picked if he hadn't spent most of his career on the bench, which was his choice tbf.

Been on a permanent vacation since he took the job for all the good he's done

May as well change the title of this thread to that, sums up my feelings every time i read it

RIP btw

Probably want to get in quick in case someone does a Lee Harvey on him

Bet the Clangers and the Soup Dragon weren't too happy.

Poor fucker

"Look, Dennis Wise has just shit himself!" "Fuck, you can smell the little cunt from here"

I like this smug one

You can add Alberto Aquilani's actress wife, Michela, to the list

Fuck me, the guy's an even bigger twat than we all thought

Needs to work on his thousand-yard stare too.

Contracting leprosy and getting stoned to death are optional.

"Chris Moyles' second book is called the Difficult Second Book, which suggests a degree of irony and self awareness largely absent from the text itself"

Aye, it was on the first episode of Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. Chris Moyles, a man who has written more books than he's read

Pwoper naughty