Sonatine

Shame the headline wasn't Wise Breaks His Neck Horrible little man.

Reminded me of this choon from my heavy metal youth

Add Benny Hill and Frankie Howerd to the list too...

Famous people always seem to die in twos and threes

They're based in Vitoria i think, Victoria with the letter added back in.

Bet the linesman won't flag for any dodgy offsides with that hairy fucker prowling the ground

Didn't look a well man in that Channel 4 doc last night, mind was still sharp as a knife though. Good to hear what he thought about all these celebrity chefs too, "cunts!"

The Tesla Coil ! He's the godfather of Electrical Engineering, he developed AC electricity and the AC motor.

Didn't Tesla claim to have invented a Death Ray or something?

Not the first time he's pulled a stunt like that either, the tit.

Excellent

This could get really juicy. Wonder which court its at? / protests Kev's perfectly entitled to it and I hope he wins. This. Funny thing about Keegan though is that half the fuckers who slag him off probably only started supporting Newcastle because of him

H from Steps deed?

Well deserved, but that's us jinxed for a good few games

Prefab Sprout - Let's Change The World With Music

Tasty

tbh

Can't stand Paul McCartney like, he's the living embodiment of smug. Although to be fair, he probably does a have a lot to be smug about Pity that ex-wife of his didn't sting him for more of his cash though

Borrowed from .com

Looks like a young Ozzy Osbourne