Sonatine

Wasn't there a welsh fella that did the same thing after a bet on the rugby or football? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article191436.ece Beautifully described above. There's the least surprising information of the day contest won

No Boom Bang-a-Bang sadly, so John Lee Hookers gets my vote.

A real shame for the lad, looked a real prospect too

"You're taking it out of context" "I'm reading it from your book, dude!"

Pretty sure the scousers have missed out on getting seeded for the Europa cup too, which is a shame

Fuck knows what he's advertising

I'm guessing it wasn't Juicy Fruit

Supposed to have headbutted one of his players or something

Unlike Tiger, who has apparently being getting it left, right and center

Excellent

Any time i think of South Africa, i always think of that. Far better than that shitty Chicken Song

Supporters of Brazilian side Coritiba don't take their relegation too well

Looking at the bottom 3, Ipswich are only 12 points off the playoff spots

Bloody Leeds, Yorkshire gits are good for nothing

Not too shabby

Not one of Beckhams best haircuts

Sonatine: Leeds & Villa

He should have just shortened it to Cunt, frigging idiot

Probably more like the old heap Captain Caveman used to travel around in, complete with Facebook Fugly versions of the Teen Angels

Think it starts at about 5pm