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Tom McRae - Summer of John Wayne Off to see him tomorrow night

Fucking hell. That's like saying Diana was having a good night out until the chauffeur bumped the car.

don't think Ashley signed any of them. Smith, Nolan, Guti, Collocini, all high earners and all signed under Fat Mikes watch. not by him. He just wrote the cheques. (which normally a chairman would get praise for) Don't pretend you don't understand what's being said, pedantic twat. Ashleys reign is pretty much indefensible.

don't think Ashley signed any of them. Smith, Nolan, Guti, Collocini, all high earners and all signed under Fat Mikes watch.

Funny how it's just the NotW that mentions Fat Mikes (many) emergency loans.....

Complete madness that they got themselves into this mess

It's a good game, although it plays more like a shooter with a strong story and a few stats than a proper RPG. You'd be better playing the first to get an idea of what's going on, and you can pick it up pretty cheap these days

Just buggered off i think, along with J69. Come to think of it they both went awol at roughly the same time.....

Has he ever been fit for a full season?

Was she the one who never washed her hands after a piss, or was that someone else that used to post on the old Toontastic? Or have i just made this all up?

No doubt, although the more cynical among us might suggest he went in on Take That's big night to get some cheap publicity

Aye hence why I said his song-writing is supposedly dreadful. All the decent stuff was written by Chambers apparently. Who he pretty much froze out when Chambers wouldn't sign a contract promising only to work with Williams and nobody else iirc. Must have been like a knife to his heart in recent years seeing Take That reform and take all the plaudits. Didn't he go into rehab the same day Gary Barlow and co won all those Brits a few years back?

Another 4 yellows (so far) tonight, the table doesn't lie

Peter Kay up to his usual high standards i see, and the less said about Jonathon Ross the better

Completely bonkers, but entertaining with it i guess. Shite show so far, even by the Brits low standards. As for the lifetime achievement awards, they stopped being funny when Bob fucking Geldof won one

Well, they got the unexplainable part right

Apocalypto was canny tbf.

Dirtiest team in the league so far http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/fairpla...2&year=2009

Shame he didn't spend that amount of money on his (alleged) hair transplant, it might have actually worked

Excellent usage of the word pummelled in that article

From a downmarket Sunday rag, but not entirely inaccurate i bet