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Funny how it's just the NotW that mentions Fat Mikes (many) emergency loans.....

Complete madness that they got themselves into this mess

It's a good game, although it plays more like a shooter with a strong story and a few stats than a proper RPG. You'd be better playing the first to get an idea of what's going on, and you can pick it up pretty cheap these days

Just buggered off i think, along with J69. Come to think of it they both went awol at roughly the same time.....

Has he ever been fit for a full season?

Was she the one who never washed her hands after a piss, or was that someone else that used to post on the old Toontastic? Or have i just made this all up?

No doubt, although the more cynical among us might suggest he went in on Take That's big night to get some cheap publicity

Aye hence why I said his song-writing is supposedly dreadful. All the decent stuff was written by Chambers apparently. Who he pretty much froze out when Chambers wouldn't sign a contract promising only to work with Williams and nobody else iirc. Must have been like a knife to his heart in recent years seeing Take That reform and take all the plaudits. Didn't he go into rehab the same day Gary Barlow and co won all those Brits a few years back?

Another 4 yellows (so far) tonight, the table doesn't lie

Peter Kay up to his usual high standards i see, and the less said about Jonathon Ross the better

Completely bonkers, but entertaining with it i guess. Shite show so far, even by the Brits low standards. As for the lifetime achievement awards, they stopped being funny when Bob fucking Geldof won one

Well, they got the unexplainable part right

Apocalypto was canny tbf.

Dirtiest team in the league so far http://soccernet.espn.go.com/stats/fairpla...2&year=2009

Shame he didn't spend that amount of money on his (alleged) hair transplant, it might have actually worked

Excellent usage of the word pummelled in that article

From a downmarket Sunday rag, but not entirely inaccurate i bet

Best part of the show imo

Go on then 1972 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was Slade - "Mama Weer All Crazee Now" 1973 On your 1st birthday Wizzard - "Angel Fingers" 1974 On your 2nd birthday Carl Douglas - "Kung Fu Fighting" 1975 On your 3rd birthday Rod Stewart - "Sailing" 1976 On your 4th birthday Abba - "Dancing Queen" 1977 On your 5th birthday Elvis Presley - "Way Down" 1978 On your 6th birthday 10cc - "Dreadlock Holiday" 1979 On your 7th birthday Gary Numan - "Cars" 1980 On your 8th birthday The Police - "Don't Stand So Close To Me" 1981 On your 9th birthday Adam & The Ants - "Prince Charming" 1982 On your 10th birthday Survivor - "Eye Of The Tiger" 1983 On your 11th birthday Culture Club - "Karma Chameleon" 1984 On your 12th birthday Stevie Wonder - "I Just Called To Say I Love You" 1985 On your 13th birthday David Bowie & Mick Jagger - "Dancing In The Street" 1986 On your 14th birthday Communards - "Don't Leave Me This Way" 1987 On your 15th birthday Rick Astley - "Never Gonna Give You Up" 1988 On your 16th birthday The Hollies - "He Ain't Heavy He's My Brother" 1989 On your 17th birthday Black Box - "Ride On Time" 1990 On your 18th birthday Maria McKee - "Show Me Heaven" 1991 On your 19th birthday Bryan Adams - "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" 1992 On your 20th birthday The Shamen - "Ebeneezer Goode" 1993 On your 21st birthday Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - "Boom! Shake The Room" 1994 On your 22nd birthday Whigfield - "Saturday Night" 1995 On your 23rd birthday Simply Red - "Fairground" 1996 On your 24th birthday The Fugees - "Ready Or Not" 1997 On your 25th birthday Elton John - "Candle In The Wind '97 / Something About The Way You Look Tonight" 1998 On your 26th birthday Melanie B featuring Missy Elliott - "I Want You Back" 1999 On your 27th birthday Eiffel 65 - "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" :) ;) :D :D 2000 On your 28th birthday Mariah Carey & Westlife - "Against All Odds" :icon_lol: :poo: :poo: :poo: :poo: 2001 On your 29th birthday Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" 2002 On your 30th birthday Pink - "Just Like A Pill" 2003 On your 31st birthday Black Eyes Peas - "Where Is The Love?" 2004 On your 32nd birthday Eric Prydz - "Call On Me" for the video 2005 On your 33rd birthday Pussycat Dolls featuring Busta Rhymes - "Don't Cha" 2006 On your 34th birthday Scissor Sisters - "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" 2007 On your 35th birthday Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girl" 2008 On your 36th birthday Kings Of Leon - "Sex On Fire" 2009 On your 37th birthday Taio Cruz - "Break Your Heart"

Slade 'Mama Weer All Crazee Now'

Think i was at a rock night at some dump of a nightclub in Stanley, although that could have been the night the Cameroon match was on