Sonatine

plus they've got that cool shoulder laser thingy... And faces like fadges. Not quite sure how that would help, but it can't hurt. Tell that to these guys, If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Classic

Looking like a young Steptoe there

Back to being officially Scottish now?

http://andymurrayometer.com/

Coming out in October i think, should be good

Read what the Waddler had to say on the Beeb site, also Graham Taylor made some pretty good points.

Any of that sorry shower who have got their lawyers working overtime on those injunctions will be shitting themselves now, guessing the tabloids will be going for the jugular

Straight sets. On and off in under 2 hours. Lost 6-0 6-3 6-2 in 74 minutes Looked totally shagged out tbf.

Isner won, 70-68

I'll go with one of the lads at work, "there's gonna be no capital outlay on the new shirts from me"

Been sneezing a bit more than usual, but that's about it for me. Doesn't seem to affect me as much as it did when i was younger

Gone to the papier-mâché dustbin in the sky.

Probably followed his nose and mistook the stench of failure for the stink of the bogs

Caught a bit of one show when Corden and "JT" were lurking around in the woods at night, going dogging i reckon

Nike going to do another ad with his dead father doing the voice-over and saying all the above?

He does have piggy eyes tbf The fact that Taggart rushed him back from that injury to try and keep the Mancs in with a shout of winning the Prem probably hasn't helped him, no wonder his hairline seems to recede every other game.

Think it's meant to be Happy from the 7 Dwarfs, although why he gives a fuck about Newcastle change kits is another question altogether