Sonatine

What's your phone line made of? 2 plastic cups and a length of string?

Can't emulate his idol Fergie in the football stakes, so he's taking him on in the most puce coloured face competition

Aye, knew it was a bad one when Sky said they wouldn't show the replay

Good to see Bellamy putting his gob to good use for a change

Made more than £90 million flogging players since 2008 according to Sky, you've got to ask where all that cash ended up

I'd give the DLC a miss unless you're really desperate for some more content, paying for about 30 minutes max of nothing special wasn't my idea of value for money

It's his perogative though surely? Better he make himself unavailable for selection than play and our performances suffer as a result of his differences with Terry. I'd hardly call it twattish. Also gives Cappello time to try out his replacements in case Public Enemy #1 isn't fit in time for the WC.

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Little evidence of either imo. The window was only better than expected because we expected nothing. Don't think they signed a single player with proven PL quality either. A year ago we were in the PL with a fighting chance of staying up. The current team is far worse than that and we're a division lower. Ridiculous how easily pleased some people are though. Lower expectations these days tbf No expectations these days tbf

Atlantic City is a quality tune.

The BNP's view of a perfect England

The BNP's website

The Artist Formerly Known As England's Micheal Owen.

On further reading, the woman who leaked the stuff from the charity has connections to the Tory party, so there may be a bit more to this than meets the eye. There appears to be a lot more than meets the eye: http://torytroll.blogspot.com/2010/02/who-...g-helpline.html Looking dodgier by the minute

I take it all back, BT's phone lines are excellent, as are their speed upgrades

That cat is so lazy it actually rolls over so the truck can drive over it better, rather than move out the way

Tom McRae - Summer of John Wayne Off to see him tomorrow night

Fucking hell. That's like saying Diana was having a good night out until the chauffeur bumped the car.

don't think Ashley signed any of them. Smith, Nolan, Guti, Collocini, all high earners and all signed under Fat Mikes watch. not by him. He just wrote the cheques. (which normally a chairman would get praise for) Don't pretend you don't understand what's being said, pedantic twat. Ashleys reign is pretty much indefensible.

don't think Ashley signed any of them. Smith, Nolan, Guti, Collocini, all high earners and all signed under Fat Mikes watch.