Sonatine

Already 7/2 favourites to go down next season on SkyBet

Saw the Labour peeps round my neck of the woods for the first time since i've been eligible to vote, and my dad says he's never seen them out and about in Durham for as long as he can remember. Pretty sure this seat will change hands to the Lib Dems this time.

Chuck me one too please

Got to give credit to the dude for still trying to pull when he can't even stand up or put his shoes on

Tried to say it was caused by the "use of an over-the-counter male enhancement product"

Eye of the Tiger tbf

Childhood Alcoholism is a growing problem, now back to Gary in the studio I'm not an alcoholic, I hate the French, not all of them, i'm sure there's some nice ones. But Thierry Henry can break his legs for all i care. 18 Nov. 2009 - The day Thierry Henry destroyed a country. Aye, Henry's handball was so powerful it sent tectonic shockwaves into the Earths crust and caused tidal waves to engulf Ireland

Good luck to him, not really his fault he's probably finished even at Championship level.

You know they've hit rock bottom when they can't pay the pie man

Can't see too many people queuing up to buy a Championship team with that level of debt

What the fuck?

That never gets old

Sure it has

New series of You Have Been Watching starts tonight on C4 for those interested

Hates Iceland, loves Buckfast

Saw that one coming a mile off

Excellent

UKIP unveils it's new slogan, pretty catchy tbf

Uncanny

It didn't Aye, shame that Celtic were total shite tbf

Celtic 0-1 Ross County Doubt the score will stay that way, but

Just watch Caddyshack a few times, should tell you everything you'll need to know about working at a golf course