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Harriet Wheeler

Them paint balls are deadly tbf

Might see some cash splashed if we sell someone. Maybe

That's taxi drivers for you

If your name is on the birth certificate as the father, your ex would need your permission to change your kids surname i think.

Following the US model, with golf balls and rubbish? Possibly one of the few holes that Tiger Woods hasn't plugged yet

5 please

RIP Frank Booth

That's the mystery of how he got the brain haemorrhage solved

What size? Disgraceful that Apple have everyone accepting that MP3 players are disposable items with a life expectancy barely longer than the warranty. Is it just the battery that's gone on your old one? If so i'll give you a tenner for it The old one is only 16 gig I think, and it's not the battery that's poxed as i got a new one fitted a year ago. It keeps resetting itself and wiping everything on it, so putting all my music back on every other week was getting to be a pain

Many a big car run on motives drives past a petrol station only to run out of petrol. Ah so. Consider the ripples on the pond, grasshopper... "Tommy Dickfingers..poolballs for eyes! ..his coffin was yay big!"

Been forced into getting myself another iPod. My old one gave up the ghost after 6 years, so I got my moneys worth out of it

Ah, the 80's

£21m apparently, at least that's how much the Norwegians have spent Didn't it nearly bankrupt the Irish when they won it 3 years on the trot in the 90s? Bet Greece are shitting themselves if they win it this year

Heard a few countries pulled out this year cos they were skint, bet it costs a few bob to host it mind

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Might be worth watching It wasn't

Might be worth watching

Coldplay rumoured to be getting U2's Glasonbury spot, from bad to worse