Sonatine

If the Government needs a new anti drugs message to send to kids, all they need to do is parade Bez and Sean Ryder at schools up and down the country. Mad as a box of frogs the pair of them

Excellent

Charlie Brooker wrote a good piece about this.

Piece of piss this Premiership lark

Definitely got a touch of the crazed gangland henchman about him.

I really enjoyed it, but the campaign was far too easy on normal mode. Not doing too good on the multi-player side of things, got about a 30% win percentage so far

rip ye never naa when ye times up. He was made famous by Jeff Stelling and his "Lisa will be pleased" crack whenever he scored. That's the first thing I thought of when i read about this,

Are you being serious? The gf's miscarriage was his third lie and the only one they couldn't disprove. If he was that protective of the knowledge of the miscarriage coming out, why didn't he just say I'm sorry I don't want to play due to personal reasons. There's no defence for saying your nana's deed, when she's not. Didn't he get caught out the first time and say his it was his other Grannie that was dead?

I'd have to go and check but I seem to remember John Gregory commenting on how they never finished outside the top 6 when he was there. I quite like MON but I think he's poor on the box (not the only one like!). Comes across as having a sense of humour bypass. I find him funny me, he's an excellent communicator. John Gregory he reminds me of Robert de Niro in that film where he gets married to this woman, and they don't shag till their married and he only likes it one position grabbing her neck while doing it from behind. Fuck knows what the films called but thats what it reminds me of Gregory. i see what you mean. one trick pony. whats he doing now then ( apart from throttling women whilst having sex with them?). Oneill looks likely to be one of the nearly men of football management. he does always develop teams and players but has trouble realising football in the premier league is a squad game. think thats cost him. oh and he really does like having things his own way. reckon he'd be a right bastard at scrabble. Gregory was managing a side in Israel the last time i heard anything about him.

Didn't look too happy at Citeh's recent team photo tbf.

Spent a ton of money in his time there and never really pushed for a CL spot. Guessing that Randy whatshisname was keeping the purse strings shut.

Ton of them here, http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?oe=utf-8&amp...ved=0CDMQtQMwAA

Speaking of the press, i wonder how many of the other Prem clubs are joining us in banning the Daily Mail................

More albums from beyond the grave than Tupac?

Them and the Thai Sweet Chili flavour go down a treat, quite partial to a bag of the hard to find Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard flavour too Was going to mention them - now they were fucking lush, in fact all the Brannigans efforts were. I recently discovered some East Anglian crisp company call 'Jack Pots' that do a Roast Beef and Mustard flavour. They're not as nice as Brannigans but they're a decent substitute. Can get them from Tesco I think. http://www.jackpotscrisps.co.uk/ Can buy Brannigan's by the caseload here, http://www.brackenbankstores.co.uk/acatalo...risps.html#a370. Seriously tempted tbh, but i know i'd end up eating all the fuckers in under a week

Them and the Thai Sweet Chili flavour go down a treat, quite partial to a bag of the hard to find Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard flavour too

If only Benitez had stuck around for a while longer Got no love for Liverpool, but would piss myself if that happened. Serves the fuckers right

Not so sure about the "ace" part either

Loved that ad when i was a kid

I brought that picture of Keane and Ruud to the original Toontastic, pretty much brought fuck all since then