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I wonder if there has ever been a prem team that relies so heavilly on one man than the Mackems. Without Bent they may as well just not turn up, they'd be down without question. The guy is a machine, scoring at least 1 in 2 every season in poor teams and his treatment by England has been shocking. Apart from a couple by Gyan this season and an own goal i think Bent has pretty much scored every goal for them. Read somewhere that the Mackems haven't won a game in over a year when he hasn't scored, they'd be screwed without him for sure

Dodgy accent ahoy

This the same fucker who wrote a book about meeting up with people who shared his name? The hilarity of it..............

Up on the Chronicle site now. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-...72703-27327993/

The Germans would have less angst if they told a few jokes about it tbh. No point in worrying about what you can't change. What about the East End of London which was decimated for 141 days over 6,000 dead, they lived through it and battled on without wallowing in self pity. What happened to the jews was the biggest atrocity in human history, it should be remembered, but it shouldn't define them as people. Because when 6million die it affects almost every Jewish family at that time. People lost 2,3,4 close relatives. Murder for your beliefs isn't funny, even if a small minded cretins from a town half a continent away don't agree. Being against racism on here seems to get you branded as PC for some reason. Im not on about banning conkers in schools! Where's the racism ya daft cunt?? You are a total nob do you know that. I'd love to know what you class as racism like. If you're not telling Wyki that every Eastern European is a backwards race of cunts, you're calling out Bradford for being full of Asians, Or telling the Jews to get over the Holocaust Or laughing at seeing at not being able to see a black man in a dark room, or voting for the BNP, or being banned for your racist comments on here . . . . Ya daft cunt? You accuse me of being a Pc machine but you are a walking stereotype if I ever saw one. You give Geordies a bad name tbh. Are some Eastern European cultures not backward? Where is the lie (not that it's a bad thing) that Bradford has a huge Asian community. Laughing at not being able to see a dark man in a dark room, is that really racist??? All I saw was a floating pair of teeth, I really can't see any racist connotation there, and I was never banned for racist comments because they couldn't find one. The only thing that was anywhere near racist and it still wasn't racist in my view was saying I hope Matthew Syed dies at the Hajj. Lastly, I give geordies a bad name, in your opinion I do. You give trolley pushers a bad name with your incessant boring pc laden bollocks, and you'll never show geordies up you, and I'll tell you why, you're not fuckin geordie. Pretty sure he's not a Muslim tbf, can't argue with the trample to death sentiment though

Definitely liking the look of this

I'd love to think there's an ironic lack of self-awareness at work here, but i'm guessing there isn't

Definitely a whiff of sulphur around old Mel these days

There was a good mail on football365 about him a while back, can't disagree with it tbf.

Don't think his lifestyle did his career any favours tbf

As we've argued before, the notion that only those pointless public sector workers will be affected is wrong. All those consultancies and providers like EDS will also see a fall in business. Then theres the ancillary stuff like sandwich shops and even Taxi firms that will see less business if offices close. A lot of the "little people" like the Sandwich shops won't have Unions to fight for them - I have no objection to them being included in the fight. My overall position remeins the same - a better way to cut the defecit is to promote growth and tackle tax evasion rather than decimate government - especially as the latter is driven idealogically. Doesn't tax evasion\fraud cost the country 15 times the amount benefit fraud does?

Loved the first series, second was a bit meh. Wild at Heart and Blue Velvet are quality too.

Aye. Indeed, back to praying there's going to be 3 teams shiter than us come the seasons end

Anything by Dan Brown is a good shout tbf

Due for a testimonial too

Thought his contract ran out then, anyway?

Likes to dish it out but can't take it apparently

She's no auld slapper tbf

I don't know if it's more of a or a , probably both tbf.

Go on then, chuck me a pm

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