Sonatine

I know that spaz means something totally different in the US, but you think someone would have checked it over here

Something like this i'd imagine

Beggars belief that Man City paid a combined total of about £60 million for Lescott, Milner and Barry

Wouldn't dream of it

Good news for the England bid as it proves the story wasn't needless muckraking. Aye, not sure if FIFA will see it that way though.....

Nice to see the injuries starting to slowly pile up for the Christmas period

Was it the same year Charles and Diana got married that there was all those riots in Toxteth and Brixton? Nothing like a royal wedding to bring the county together

You know when you've hit rock bottom when you see these on the shelves and think, "you know, that looks alright"

'Tis the Beatles.

Aye, she was in an episode iirc.

This. Less science talk and more Captain Kirk getting off with green-skinned dancing girls.

Will probably be some fancy pictures of gaseous emissions.

Fulham haven't won away for 20 odd games, and teams always seem to break these sort of runs against us. See also, strikers in a bad run of form and normally crap goalkeepers who will play out of their skins

Jesus wept. An out of form Ranger is still a million miles ahead of Best and Xisco. Smith off Carroll fucking hell. Has he ever done much yet? And btw I am clutching at straws re Best xisco or Smith (Smith has put away a few canny goals in his day tho when playing upfront). 40 odd goals in 300+ appearances isn't that good for a striker.

Didn't show up at court because he's gone into rehab. Again

Like Highlander, there can be only one.