Sonatine

From George Caulkin's Twitter...

What the fuck have we done to deserve such a clueless, classless fat cunt running our club?

Bad Santa

Considering the bookies had us odds on to win the WC, i think we can take this with a pinch of salt

Excellent

Shite all round tbf. Would be nice to say we cannot play any worse, but you never know with us

This morning: I spoke to Gladstone Small. I saw the Aussies fall to 2-3. I can't think how that could be much better. (1-3, 2-4, etc, I know.) Gladstone Small, class Reminds me of the (possibly untrue) story.

Wise words from old turnip head.

I think the late, great Douglas Adams said it best

FIFA hate England though. 2 votes Sky have just said....

Total joke that after ticking all the boxes we supposedly only got 4 votes though

There's clips of youtube of foreign immigrants being beaten up by gangs of big 6ft4 racist twats, for the crime of being there. Renton had it right Russians are cold, calculating, soulless twats. Ivan Drago was the classic Russian. If I sound bitter I am, it's an absolute disgrace, it's like having Halle Berry (being us) in a line with Fizz, Sonya Jackson and Big Mo, and Big Mo won. It's too much to take, I can't take in justices in life it's the one thing that drives me up the wall, I'm bitter and I haven't got it in me to say well done Russia, because this is corruption at the highest level, the UN should investigate but they're corrupt twats too, the Putin change of heart to go says a hell of a lot. A country of 160m, the second super power of the world changing his plans in 18 hours. This is the worst thing I've ever seen in sport.

There was a few laugh out loud moments, but The Green Mile and Knight Rider skits went on far too long for what was essentially one joke. Quite liked the Iranian Loose Women bit though

RIP Lt Frank Drebin

Thunder, lightning and more snow here too

Looks like all the hype was worth it then...

Has Bono and the rest of U2 paid any tax there recently?

Managed the Japanese at the 2002 WC didn't he?

The People's Game

Lou Reed - Coney Island Baby

2-0 to Blackburn at the soon to be renamed Chunky Chicken Stadium

After that, this fella should never be give gainful employment ever again