Sonatine

There'll be a mention of injured players coming back being "like new signings" somewhere in his drivel statements, i bet

Quelle surprise!

We think we have it bad. Least we have signed players. Everton fans are lucky if they get a loan or free transfer every season. They're an over-achieving mickey mouse club though. However, I can't imagine how they must feel, we're critically in need of a good striker we've got the money, there's plenty around fucking put some bids in you specky fiend. Specky fiend

If he wasn't Rio's brother he'd have sank without trace years ago.

Just have to fight off interest from Leyton Orient first.....

Was that the one who was meant to be in the shot put or something?

Hat-trick for the player Simpson called pony

No mention of Paul Shane is complete without this

Been raining here all day too.

Will be an interesting dressing room with him and Warnock in it

I thought he slept in the gutter outside The Diamond. Harsh, but probably not totally untrue

Fugitive from justice or something?

Most people are average or areet looking, you get people who are outstandingly good looking. Eric Gates comes in none of those three categories. I think looking at that picture he's done very well to get through like with a really positive demeanour and a smile on his face. Genuinely fair play. Zelda off Terrahawks tbh. Looks like he spent most of his life living under a bridge, robbing passersby.

There's a chippy called Clems in Chester-le-Street, never been in because the name puts me off

Used to smoke like a chimney too, iirc. Always been a great admirer of the beard\headband combo, sadly missing in the modern player

He'll be hitting the bottle even more than usual, if that's at all possible. Face like Job Bugner after 30 years of being a lush.

Aye :lol:

Maybe Pardew sphinx he can do a job for us

Story was Seth Johnsonand went into the boardroom to discuss his contract, him and his agent went in saying "Ask for £20,000, settle for £15,000." So they went in, and they were offered £25,000. "WHAT?" Seth Johnson replied, obviously shocked at how good the deal is. Then Ridsdale replied, "Ok then, £35,000" No idea if its true like, but can believe it.