Sonatine

I was the wise man with the Myrhh

Hurricane Bawbag

I'm sure there's a few crocks, cripples or crackpots out of contract we could sign as cover until the end of the season. Bound to be a midfield equiavlent of Shefki Kuqi knocking around.

Was probably more entertaining to watch tbh

FYP People are people, as Depeche Mode would say. While weeping into their beer over never having a number one

Guess you could basically sum it up as, "shit sells"

1. Creed has sold more records in the US than Jimi Hendrix 2. Led Zeppelin, REM, and Depeche Mode have never had a number one single, Rihanna has 10 3. Ke$ha's “Tik-Tok” sold more copies than ANY Beatles single 4. Flo Rida's “Low” has sold 8 million copies – the same as The Beatles' “Hey Jude” 5. The Black Eyed Peas' “I Gotta Feeling” is more popular than any Elvis or Simon & Garfunkel song 6. Celine Dion's “Falling Into You” sold more copies than any Queen, Nirvana, or Bruce Springsteen record 7. Same with Shania Twain's “Come On Over” 8. Katy Perry holds the same record as Michael Jackson for most number one singles from an album 9. Barbra Streisand has sold more records (140 million) than Pearl Jam, Johnny Cash, and Tom Petty combined 10. People actually bought Billy Ray Cyrus' album “Some Gave All…” 20 million people. More than any Bob Marley album 11. The cast of “Glee” has had more songs chart than the Beatles 12. This guy exists.

Genius

Bah, humbug!

Any connection to Manhattan Transfer?

RIP to the bearded,head band wearing, chain smoking legend.

Poor man's Routledge?

Group B looks a bit tasty.

What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat

I especially liked the Ameobi Coming Good thread, halycon days

Not to worry, the world ends in 2012 anyway.

Good to see the FA's fit and proper person test is working as well as always.