Sonatine

Be better off signing Richard Prior.

Good piece from Des Kelly in the Mail.

Must say the slamming of these two pricks is really getting me into the Xmas spirit. +1 +2 Really cheered me up this, wretched little man.

The CPS will make an announcement on the John Terry case this afternoon, should be interesting to see what happens there...

What a crock of shite

Should give it to Avram Grant, so that would be a third team he could relegate in as many years

Not ronery anymore?

Never saw that coming.... The QPR fans who took part in the pitch invansion when they got promoted probably spent more time on the pitch than him.

Snowing like the clappers here, bloody freezing too

Aye, was giving it the "Do you know who I am!!!" spiel too, daft cunt

Richard Keys and Andy Gray try their hands at After Dinner Speaking

Ah well, will give him more free time to stop non-existent suicidal women jumping off the Humber Bridge.

In Vietnam it was 19.

Needs his own reality tv show

He later tweeted to say the abuse had not relented despite his claims of innocence but that the experience had allowed him to learn some colourful new language. There's some thick fuckers about

Not saying he'll necessarily be flogged in January, but wouldn't be surprised to see him go in the summer. To be fair, Cech has been getting some stick at Chelsea with many saying he's not the player he was and Man U have bought what appears to be a right duck egg who looks like The Grinch. He does tbf

Martin Lol'Neil carrying on the good work of Agent Bruce

Bit harsh like

Can't go wrong with bit of Peter Green

Harsh on Routledge tbf

So the fact that he plays for Brazil makes him immune to any kind of criticism? I'd like to see how AVB reacts if the press really turn up the heat on him....

Why am I not surprised by this?