Sonatine

Crocked.

Rooneys "acting"

Give it a few years and we'll be doing Thanks Giving too. I'm going to get a "ginsters" from the "fridge" put it on my "slate" The kids get "proms" at school now, don't they?

Loved that Louis Theroux show with him in it,

Always good to see Chelsea get stuffed

Mass unemployment.

When you were born, you were the: 3,861,384,761st person alive on Earth 78,101,008,785th person to have lived since history began.

Wonder how many of this generation of multi-millionaire players will be bankrupt a few years after they pack in playing, a fair rew i reckon

Still, his payoff should keep him in cuban heels for a while.

That Matthew Syed in the Times, not someone who i've got much time for normally but he's spot on about Terry imo.

Ouch, not that i disagree with it tbf

From the beebs website... Typo, or Freudian slip?

Always think of this when someone mentions the Bee Gees...

Out in just over a couple of weeks, goodbye social life

He's the gift that keeps on giving

Clearly fucked off from Fulham hoping to get the Villa job, how did that work out then Sparky? Never liked the fella

He's a nuttler like, but he's another clubs nutter, so we can just sit back and enjoy him

Think this has probably been on the cards ever since they signed that other keeper from Charlton

Chelsea down to nine

Looks a bit like that posh kid who sold antiques then became a tranny! But fair play if he's winding up the mackems on RTG, that's always worth doing. He does like!

"This is faeces, Mr Bond. All my life, I've been in love with its colour, its brilliance, its divine heaviness. I welcome any enterprise that will increase my stock, which is considerable"