Sonatine

From Football365... Spot on that like.

From the above match report..... Lee Cattermole got himself sent off after the final whistle for swearing at the ref and will now miss our next five games. Don't get that His yellow was his 10th, so that's a 2 match ban, and I'm guessing his straight red just adds 3 games on to it.

I'd give the big, useless, lovable lump a fuckkng knighthood tonight. Need to stick him in some kind of cryogenic suspension, and defrost him twice a year. Should get another 50 or so years out of him this way

Be better off giving Terry or Lampard the gig as player\manager, they seem to call the shots anyway.

I was just about to post about how he is the perfect example of what a 'scally' looks like. Must have had a hard paper round too, looks fucked for a bloke in his early twenties

The cheek of it! No, heard it on the radio earlier and went to his site to see if it was legit

Engelbert Humperdink to represent the UK this year http://www.engelbert.com/news/engelbert-uk-eurovision

Nah, just did it myself. Better safe than sorry, if the company is going tits up I want to make sure i don't get shafted

Will cancel my pre-order of Mass Effect 3 sharpish then. Can't remember the last time i went into the shop to buy anything tbf, just as easy to order online.

Not telling them anymore

http://www.football365.com/premier-league/7533297/Quinn-says-goodbye-to-Sunderland

Chisora vs Hayes should get billed as Bum Fights, would be about as entertaining as watching some hobos slug it out for a bottle of Thunderbird.

https://shop.nufc.co.uk/cgi-bin/live/ecommerce.pl?site=theclubshop_nufc&state=item&dept_id=50&sub_dept_id=50&product_id=300680 Never one to miss a sales opportunity is Fat Mike...

Don't think the PC demo gets released until later today, will definitely give it a shot though. First 2 games were pretty good, although slightly lacking in replayability imo.

Can't argue with that tbf

Not to worry, Sean Penn will sort it out.....

Steve Bruce favourite to get the job

Anyone else played this yet? Feels like a cross between Fable and Skyrim, certainly feels as big as Skyrim anyway. Canny good so far

Aye, didn't see someone else had posted it already. Not quick enough to get past J69's eagle eyes though

She looked fucked for years tbh.