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Newcastle manager Alan Pardew: "I tried to push him away with my head and I shouldn't have done that. My team were terrific and it's only myself who had a poor performance."

All the talk of that Wrestling guy taking over must have gone to Pardews head...

He'll apologise and say it was out of character from him. Just like all the other times he's acted the twat.

Buy your own here....http://mcphee.com/shop/horse-head-squirrel-feeder.html

Scotland' s new away strip is a bit, errr.....

Man United 1 down to Olympiakos. If they get beat it'll be Greeky Glum Time.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/chi-harold-ramis-dead-20140224,0,2259309.story Didn't realize how many films he'd help write\direct over the years, some all time classics there. RIP Egon Spengler

Trololo Cat

Grim viewing this tbf.

Injured apparently.

Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Dummett; Sissoko, Tiote, Anita, Gouffran; Remy, Cisse Subs: Elliott, Haidara, Yanga-Mbiwa, S.Taylor, Gosling, Shola Ameobi, de Jong.

Qualifying draw for Euro 2016...

"Real Swivel-Eyed Action!!"

Least watched Brit Awards this Century apparently. And as for that Bruno Mars fella, what's that all about? He's the Lidl equivalent of Michael Jackson.