Sonatine

Trying to bring Mick Harford in now....... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8833918/newcastle-director-of-football-is-in-talks-with-mick-harford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZo2xgWi0os Found that here, http://seriouslyforreal.com/, some pretty interesting stuff there.

Michael Owen currently getting the dogs abuse on twitter for signing up to be a Sun columnist.... But it turns out he isn't... michael owen ‏@themichaelowen1h I undertook a promotional day in my capacity as an ambassador for Shinpad Insurance which was attended by numerous media reporters. Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More michael owen ‏@themichaelowen1h Okay, let's set the record straight. I am not, nor will I be in the future, working as a columnist or writing articles for the Sun newspaper What a dull cunt he is. Ambassador for Shinpad Insurance? Deary me

And as the sun sinks slowly into the West, we say goodbye to him. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn8Pua5rhj4

He's just a bull shitting patter merchant, him and Kinnear should get on famously.

Someone should tell him to shrove off.

Wasn't the dealer called Pancake or something?

New Pixies song, me likey. http://pixiesmusic.com/new/?awesm=newpixi.es_ty

Read about that last week. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/swearing-allegiance-sunderland-s-ellis-short-wore-ftm-badge-to-meet-president-of-tanzania-1-5777614

So much for him not doing anymore interviews.... Sick and tired of this haggard old scrote already. Just fuck off to that new office that's been built for you (probably someones just given the broom cupboard a clear out) and shut your fucking trap. What a fucking cunt this man is

They're all cheeks of the same arse tbf.

Looks like that Douglas guy we were linked to isn't coming... http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/8782638/

Seriously though, imagine having to report to that frothing at the mouth delusional cunt

Pretty sure if you went and looked back at all our other managerial appointments over the years, Taylor would have been first in line praising them to the heavens. Clearly shameless, and thick

What a snidey, little arse licker Taylor is, no surprise that sparking him out didn't seem to affect Andy Carrol's dressing room popularity. Probably increased it tbf.

Football365's take on it...

People didn't want you because you were shit, you haggard old cunt.

I kind of hope they are just taking the piss here, because the alternative is they genuinely think this is a sound idea

Scotland's life expectancy is amongst the lowest in Europe, so that probably keeps the bill down a bit