Sonatine

Grim viewing this tbf.

Injured apparently.

Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Dummett; Sissoko, Tiote, Anita, Gouffran; Remy, Cisse Subs: Elliott, Haidara, Yanga-Mbiwa, S.Taylor, Gosling, Shola Ameobi, de Jong.

Qualifying draw for Euro 2016...

"Real Swivel-Eyed Action!!"

Least watched Brit Awards this Century apparently. And as for that Bruno Mars fella, what's that all about? He's the Lidl equivalent of Michael Jackson.

News from the Arsenal bench. Giroud is stripped off and ready for action.

Ally McCoist and John Arne Riise for me. Also have Jim Henson, whose Muppets would be better in defence than Saylor.

Told to train with the Under-18's apparently.... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/sylvain-marveaux-training-newcastle-uniteds-6722594

Saw them live when they supported Counting Crows many moons ago, that's the only track I could name tbf.

http://www.winnersports.co.uk/billionaire-interested-in-newcastle-32493 Never heard of Winnet Sports tbf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEIgleBTZAo

René Meulensteen sacked by Fulham, Felix Magath replaces him.

Treats himself to an afternoon of Geordie Racer on occasion too.

Was just going to post this

Katherine Ryan i'm guessing, she's been pretty good whenever I've seen her on TV.

"Squeaky Bum's too tight to mention"

Mick Hucknall looks in an even worse state than Man United atm.... He'll be down in the dressing room now singing "Holding back the years" as his face melts.