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On a more positive note, at least Crazy Man Vincent Tan got his dream of Cardiff changing from blue to red fulfilled....

Pards getting ready for a celebratory night on the tiles...

Pardew: "Our fans are frustrated and upset and made it a difficult atmosphere." Pardew: "Coming to the sideline I was antagonising them so I took a seat. We need to start next season strong." Pardew: "You have to be resilient. Some of the criticism has been left field and over the top and that has fuelled the anger here."

Probably gone to ground like the snake that he is.

Not all bad news then

What a fucking tit that Taylor is

Plenty of time to put his PR skills to work then. PR as in a prison rapee.

Might have a long wait for that answer as he's been brown bread for 10 year

It's funny that we used to say that all those divvies and muppets Sky interviewed outside SJP didn't represent the average Newcastle fan, but I'm beginning to think they actually do...

Poor Lee. He tried so hard and gets so far, but always fails eventually

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-chronicle-reader-suggestions-7049968

Alan Pardew: Should Newcastle United back or sack their under-pressure manager? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-should-newcastle-united-3473742#ixzz30HQFLJDY

Max Clifford guilty of eight indecent assaults http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600 Time to dig out the old Viz joke again..... If Max Clifford's so good at PR why does everybody think he is a cunt?

The heat death of the universe is the only thing that could improve my excitement for the coming season.

Newcastle eye transfer of Jonjo Shelvey after Swansea star's wonder-goal against Villa http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-transfers-jonjo-shelvey-swansea-3467833#ixzz30AZq6jo5 "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named", on the team sheet.

And I wouldn't be surprised if a fair few of them still end up bankrupt too

On the plus side, Cardiff are probably going down now. Which is good enough for that little prick Solskjær and crazy man Tan.