Sonatine

Niall Quinn apparently "commentating" on our game today, oh joy

They cut to Scholes rambling on in the first half and all you could see was the back of his ginger bonce. Is he on the witness protection program or something?

So good it's worth posting again https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

Did a bird shit in Ashley Youngs mouth? https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

Tony Pulis apparently walked from Palace. That could be them fucked before the seasons even started....

He'll be going on a Summer Holiday if he's guilty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718 Cliff Richard linked now, adds a new perspective to The Young Ones......

I think I'm good, but the offer is appreciated

Good to know, was thinking about looking it up on wikipedia but wasn't sure I wanted to know the gory details

Aye, I'm not too bad atm. Got to go back and get my gall bladder removed sometime in the future, which I'm not looking forward too, but some of the poor bastards in my ward had it a hell of a lot worse. Grim places hospitals

Rapidly improving since I've just got home after 12 days in hospital with gall stones and nasty dose of pancreatitis. 3 shots of morphine and I was still in agony. On the plus side I've lost over a stone in weight, so I can knock any diet plans on the head for now.

Lenin Cat

Well, can he?

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/hamas-didnt-kidnap-the-israeli-teens-after-all.html

He could be playing the ironic lack of self awareness card, but I'm guessing he probably isn't

Aye, surface to air missile sources are saying. Poor buggers

Another Malaysian plane gone down, this time over the Ukraine-Russian border.

Aye, don't need any people like that around here