Sonatine

There's no coming back from that tbf, that's rock bottom and still somehow sinking.

First flared up the first week of August, but i'd been having what I thought was just back pains since late March. Been told they're hopeful they can get me done in around 3-6 weeks, and I bloody hope so. Don't fancy being carted off in an Ambulance again. Surgeon chappy said if they swelling hasn't gone down they might have to skip the keyhole route and do it the old fashioned way, which sounds just peachy. Morphine aside, this has been a slightly shitty month

This cunt still not dead\sacked? I'll take any of those options tbf.

In a slightly improved mood after getting back home after another 6 days in hospital with this sodding gall bladder On the plus side it looks like i'm getting fast tracked into having it yanked out, but fuck me this is getting me down Hooray for morphine.

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/503173878781603840

Look at the state of him now

Niall Quinn apparently "commentating" on our game today, oh joy

They cut to Scholes rambling on in the first half and all you could see was the back of his ginger bonce. Is he on the witness protection program or something?

So good it's worth posting again https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

Did a bird shit in Ashley Youngs mouth? https://vine.co/v/M37F1mB5IzB

Tony Pulis apparently walked from Palace. That could be them fucked before the seasons even started....

He'll be going on a Summer Holiday if he's guilty

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-28790718 Cliff Richard linked now, adds a new perspective to The Young Ones......

I think I'm good, but the offer is appreciated

Good to know, was thinking about looking it up on wikipedia but wasn't sure I wanted to know the gory details

Aye, I'm not too bad atm. Got to go back and get my gall bladder removed sometime in the future, which I'm not looking forward too, but some of the poor bastards in my ward had it a hell of a lot worse. Grim places hospitals

Rapidly improving since I've just got home after 12 days in hospital with gall stones and nasty dose of pancreatitis. 3 shots of morphine and I was still in agony. On the plus side I've lost over a stone in weight, so I can knock any diet plans on the head for now.

Lenin Cat

Well, can he?

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/hamas-didnt-kidnap-the-israeli-teens-after-all.html

He could be playing the ironic lack of self awareness card, but I'm guessing he probably isn't