Sonatine

That's what was rumoured at the time, or something about triggering an extension to his current deal. Fuck knows tbh.

Aye, the powers that be don't seem to keen on players having any effect or influence in the dressing room. Or on the pitch for that matter...

Should stick to dogging and drilling holes in his bedroom ceiling so he can watch his mates cop off with their lasses, the dirty Brummie perv. Reckon it was him wearing the owl mask in that dogging documentary too.

On a more positive note, at least Crazy Man Vincent Tan got his dream of Cardiff changing from blue to red fulfilled....

Pards getting ready for a celebratory night on the tiles...

Pardew: "Our fans are frustrated and upset and made it a difficult atmosphere." Pardew: "Coming to the sideline I was antagonising them so I took a seat. We need to start next season strong." Pardew: "You have to be resilient. Some of the criticism has been left field and over the top and that has fuelled the anger here."

Probably gone to ground like the snake that he is.

Not all bad news then

What a fucking tit that Taylor is

Plenty of time to put his PR skills to work then. PR as in a prison rapee.

Might have a long wait for that answer as he's been brown bread for 10 year

It's funny that we used to say that all those divvies and muppets Sky interviewed outside SJP didn't represent the average Newcastle fan, but I'm beginning to think they actually do...

Poor Lee. He tried so hard and gets so far, but always fails eventually

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/alan-pardew-chronicle-reader-suggestions-7049968

Alan Pardew: Should Newcastle United back or sack their under-pressure manager? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-should-newcastle-united-3473742#ixzz30HQFLJDY

Max Clifford guilty of eight indecent assaults http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-27192600 Time to dig out the old Viz joke again..... If Max Clifford's so good at PR why does everybody think he is a cunt?