Sonatine

Rapidly improving since I've just got home after 12 days in hospital with gall stones and nasty dose of pancreatitis. 3 shots of morphine and I was still in agony. On the plus side I've lost over a stone in weight, so I can knock any diet plans on the head for now.

Lenin Cat

Well, can he?

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/07/hamas-didnt-kidnap-the-israeli-teens-after-all.html

He could be playing the ironic lack of self awareness card, but I'm guessing he probably isn't

Aye, surface to air missile sources are saying. Poor buggers

Another Malaysian plane gone down, this time over the Ukraine-Russian border.

Aye, don't need any people like that around here

This fella might be better off looking for a new career, and probably a makeover too....