Sonatine

Not aged too bad tbf.

Aye, like a bit of Lynch.

Really hope they don't fuck it up

BT will be showing a couple of our games in December. Sat December 6: Newcastle Utd v Chelsea, 12.45pm Fri December 26: Manchester Utd v Newcastle Utd, 3pm

Think it's his nephew filling in, but they're still touring.

Looking back at how quick some of the press were to stick the knife into Benitez and Villas-Boas, you can't help but think that the fact that Pardew is English makes him immune to a certain level of criticism.

Bony is free to play according to the Beeb.

The only thing that needs shining is the gun he should be putting to his head. And as for the cars "driving a bit too close", they're not close enough for my liking. What a cunt of a man, and i use the term man quite loosely

Football Making A Fool Of The Business Genius http://www.football365.com/faves/9496190/F365-Says

That the one caught knicking a pair of ladies gloves from Fenwicks?

http://www.alanpardewsrandomexcusegenerator.com/

Andy Murray officially 100% Scottish now, except for the 2 weeks Wimbledon is on http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/18/andy-murray-on-scottish-independence-vote-lets-do-this

Must have been delivering in downtown Fallujah to look as rough as that at 35.

He's looking a bit rough for 35 mind

Hull don't play until Monday.