Sonatine

This. Pleased as fuck for the guy

Billionaire Billy no mates.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastle-legend-kevin-keegan-implores-5751833

Not to worry, the Spoon Bending Motherfucker is on the case http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/uri-geller-bids-save-newcastle-9310484

There Will Be Blood

Looks like my nights TV viewing is sorted

More like sauce in permanently "thirsty" Alan Brazil's case.

Tbf to Scholes tho, would you want to socialize with the likes of Gary Neville?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-wants-keep-newcastle-9270494 Wants to keep the players away from the media ahead of next weeks game It's the not players that should be kept under lock and key, it's that daft fly tipping charver cunt.

The fucking state of him man, looks more like some fucker who gets caught fly tipping than a football manager.

Not sure if it's arrogance or just being plain thick as pig shit. Probably both tbh.

Hull's Jake Livermore apparently tested positive to the old Colombian marching powder.... https://twitter.com/138dotcom/status/599223439027806209