Sonatine

He started off with a fair thatch too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaW47WxcwPQ

Tbf to Mo, it's probably hard to hear the doorbell when you're off your tits on smack

Probably need to bring your own flask of boiling water too.

Leicester not messing around there tbf.

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/sun-was-given-special-access-newcastle-united-rejected-commercial-partnership-offer

Some gameplay videos from Bethesda's E3 thing last night.

Damn straight

Didn't even know the game was on until someone retweeted this.

What an absolute melt that fella is

Lee Ryder was probably sacked months ago, but he keeps turning up for work and nobody can be bothered to tell him otherwise.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2015/06/10/fatal-officer-shooting-ryan-bolinger-dancing-man-vanessa-miller/71010592/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin "Walking with purpose"?

He'll have to pass the phone to himself

Steve McClaren has been appointed to the Newcastle board – in a takeover by the club's football brains. The former England chief will not only be head coach – but also wield power alongside a new ruling committee – minus owner Mike Ashley. The Sports Direct tycoon has stepped back from the running of the club he owns and has invested £240 million in. And now McClaren, Chief Scout Graham Carr and club ambassador Bob Moncur have today been appointed to the board, alongside MD Lee Charnley. Newcastle is the only club who have their head coach on the board – but the hierarchy reckons it is the best way to deliver success. Charnley said in a statement released by the club: “This is a very positive step forward for the club and I am delighted that Steve, Graham and Bob will join me on the board. “Graham and Bob’s passion for the club is beyond question and I believe given the collective skills, knowledge and experience, together, we are incredibly strong. “Whilst, of course, we all have our individual primary duties, there is a huge common desire for the club as a whole to move forward and succeed.” Charnley, 37, has worked at Newcastle United since 1999 and been on the board since 2008.

Retained and released lists submitted by Premier League clubs http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2015-16/jun/100615-premier-league-clubs-submit-retained-and-released-lists/

Not like Shepherd to be talking bollocks