Sonatine

Look at the state of the divvy cunt, man. Surprised he can manage his own arse to shite, let alone a football club

Excellent

Will push ahead with those boundary reforms the Lib Dems wouldn't back him on last time too I'd wager.

When the most interesting thing you can say about someone is that they are called Balls, you know they've got problems.

One bit of good news for me, Tom's at his best when he's doing slash your wrist songs...

Most interesting thing of the day so far is #DogsAtPollingStations trending on twitter

Errol Brown bread

Like Alex said, these things come in threes

Decent read this... http://thesetpieces.com/features/pieces-hate-geordie-bashers/

Something like this would do, just replace that little fucker with Derek Lambeezee.

https://vine.co/v/OJtUD7BY1dw

If this fucker was a race horse he'd have been shipped off to the knackers yard and rendered down for glue weeks ago. And judging by the state of his face it looks as if it's already happened.

What a crock of shit

A shambling tragedy of a man

Ben E King gone the journey too

Brown bread http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/keith-harris-orville-dead-ventriloquist-5595850

More than happy to badmouth Santon a few weeks ago as well. I fail to have too much sympathy for Charver tbh, he's just Pardew without the (limited) ability and smarm.