Sonatine

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/crime-and-courts/2015/06/10/fatal-officer-shooting-ryan-bolinger-dancing-man-vanessa-miller/71010592/?from=global&sessionKey=&autologin "Walking with purpose"?

He'll have to pass the phone to himself

Steve McClaren has been appointed to the Newcastle board – in a takeover by the club's football brains. The former England chief will not only be head coach – but also wield power alongside a new ruling committee – minus owner Mike Ashley. The Sports Direct tycoon has stepped back from the running of the club he owns and has invested £240 million in. And now McClaren, Chief Scout Graham Carr and club ambassador Bob Moncur have today been appointed to the board, alongside MD Lee Charnley. Newcastle is the only club who have their head coach on the board – but the hierarchy reckons it is the best way to deliver success. Charnley said in a statement released by the club: “This is a very positive step forward for the club and I am delighted that Steve, Graham and Bob will join me on the board. “Graham and Bob’s passion for the club is beyond question and I believe given the collective skills, knowledge and experience, together, we are incredibly strong. “Whilst, of course, we all have our individual primary duties, there is a huge common desire for the club as a whole to move forward and succeed.” Charnley, 37, has worked at Newcastle United since 1999 and been on the board since 2008.

Retained and released lists submitted by Premier League clubs http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/news/news/2015-16/jun/100615-premier-league-clubs-submit-retained-and-released-lists/

Not like Shepherd to be talking bollocks

Showed great character and dignity when he offered those fans out at Southampton tbf.

Nah, just found it on Twitter

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11662671/John-Carver-sacked-by-Newcastle-United.html

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2015/06/07/watch_texas_cop_point_gun_at_unarmed_black_teens_push_14_year_old_to_the.html?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=55753d7504d3011336000001&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

It's the remix to ignition, Roy Hodgson edition. Play my players out of position, Cos' I'm a piss-poor tactician.

So bad it's good

+3 Although judging by the state of the England squad these days I don't consider not knowing about this a bad thing.

Help choose the next FIFA President... http://blatterator.co.uk/ My vote goes to THE SAUSAGE OUT OF THE GRANGE HILL TITLES

Don't think there's much chance of that bunch of old scrotes keeping schtum if grassing the rest of fuckers up keeps them out of chokey.

Shagged more ho's than Tiger Woods too I bet