Sonatine

Looks like my nights TV viewing is sorted

More like sauce in permanently "thirsty" Alan Brazil's case.

Tbf to Scholes tho, would you want to socialize with the likes of Gary Neville?

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-wants-keep-newcastle-9270494 Wants to keep the players away from the media ahead of next weeks game It's the not players that should be kept under lock and key, it's that daft fly tipping charver cunt.

The fucking state of him man, looks more like some fucker who gets caught fly tipping than a football manager.

Not sure if it's arrogance or just being plain thick as pig shit. Probably both tbh.

Hull's Jake Livermore apparently tested positive to the old Colombian marching powder.... https://twitter.com/138dotcom/status/599223439027806209

I can believe Carver had said that he's been offered the job, but it's open to debate if it really happened outside the confines of his own head

Big Al's on Twitter now

0.594 for Durham

Ally McCoist here, but I guess sharing with Jim Henson and F Scott Fitzgerald sort of makes up for that crushing disappointment.

Offered KP a one-day advisory role after saying that too, makes sense.....

Looks like a Dick Emery character too.

Take your pick, or not as the case may be... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/premier-league-free-transfers-full-9213294

Mad, staring eyes that one

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/mar/02/qpr-football-league-ffp-negotiations Interesting times head for QPR I guess...