Sonatine

No doubt he'll wash up somewhere in the Championship, stinking of Lynx Africa and with his silver mane coated in far too much hair gel for a man of his advancing years

Aye, but it's always good to get a reminder. Not good for the poor cunts that get saddled with him as manager, but you know what I mean

That's what a £100 million plus strike force gets you.

Even if they do manage to stay up I can't imagine things being any different for them next season, which would be a shame.

Laura Marling's new side project, me likey

https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/apr/11/chris-coleman-seinfeld-sunderland?CMP=share_btn_tw

Could be wrong, but wasn't Niall Quinn paying himself a massive wedge when he was Chairman, one of the highest paid in the league at the time? He certainly did all right out of them

The Fonz used to knock around with kids half his age on Happy Days, so no great surprise he's a role model for some Mackems

10th, nosebleed territory tbf

I do love me a bit of Marina Hyde https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2018/apr/05/the-great-british-tv-chefs-rotating-midlife-crisis?CMP=share_btn_tw

I still eat and drink more or less normally, I just don't hammer the shorts when i go out for a few pints anymore. Pretty sure they gave me a diet sheet with things to watch out for, but most people are fine I think. If you're lucky you'll get keyhole surgery and be in and out with few side effects. I had it done the old fashioned way because they needed to slice my bile duct open to flush it out, but I managed to blag a month on the sick, so not all bad news https://www.nhs.uk/chq/pages/2443.aspx?categoryid=51

I had those a few years back, get the op as soon as you can is my advice. Not a nice thing to have

It's like reading a modern day Nostradamus

https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/west-bromwich-albion/2018/04/02/comment---alan-pardew-destined-to-go-down-as-one-of-west-broms-worst-ever-managers/

Was having a barney with the West Brom fans on Saturday, most unlike him

You'd think, but the way the same old failures keep getting chances I wouldn't place money on it