Sonatine

The state of those fucking jeans man!

Good at selling cheap tat, but not much evidence to suggest he's anything other than a one trick pony. Although that one trick has made him fucking loaded

If he wanted to pack in, why did he get his PR people to do that godawful brochure for him so he could get another transfer. Surely he wasn't just interested in lining his pockets.... https://thespoiler.co.uk/revealed-michael-owen-glossy-brochure/

Well, it's not like we were expecting things to be any different this season. Fuck knows what chancer we'll get when Benitez leaves

An empty, soulless husk of a man.

Aye, not sorry I sacked Sky off a few years back. Only get BT Sport because I've got my broadband from them.

Nice too see Steve McClaren working his magic again at QPR Still beggars belief that shit-eating grinning clown wound up managing us.