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LL Cool J

Don't call it a comeback We've been shit for years Worst team on the River Wear Puttin' clean seats at the SoS in fear Makin' the tears rain down like a monsoon Listen to the half empty stadium go boo Adam Johnson, overpowerin' In front of the Paedo Hunters he's cowerin Wrecking the chicken shop when I write these lyrics That'll make you call the Canny Cops Competition's payin' the price I'm gonna knock you out Reiver said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Danger Nonce said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out That cunt who shat on his seat said knock you out I'm gonna knock you out Word to your Mother. She's also your sister

More arm room for wanking in a van maybe?

"This was, he thinks on reflection, a cry for help."

Aye, picked up the box set of Justified for £20 recently, quality stuff. Timothy Olyphant and Walton Goggins are the boys alright

Here's hoping

"Spoon nonce"

A slice of pizza and a nice walk is the probably the highlight of the average match these days

I'd like to think the Knight Ryder is displaying an ironic lack of self-awareness, but I'm not entirely sure that's true....

Been on a Tom McRae binge, finding his cheery worldview just what i need atm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWh5N-jKST8

It's like being in a car crash and the first person on the scene is Harold Shipman

Totally agree, and when it does hit them they just cry about how unfair the system they vote for is. Stupid cunts

Spot on there mind. A lass at work was off a few months with a broken ankle that needed surgery and says she's all for a US style health system, as her fella is self employed and earns a good wedge. In the US her op would have cost anywhere from $10K-20K if she didn't have good health insurance, cost fuck all on the NHS though. But they're doing OK, so you know, fuck everyone else if they can save a few quid in taxes (which they probably wont). I'm Alright Jack always wins the day

Like i said yesterday, I hope people get what they expect and I expect they'll get what they deserve.

Durham City is still Labour, thankfully

I think it might have something to do with the fact he's a cunt, although I could be mistaken

Just popped round to my polling station to vote, its the local hospice where terminally ill people go to die. Seems fitting somehow. Anyway, I hope people get what they expect, but I expect they'll get what they deserve. Just a shame every fucker else will too.

Shamelessly stolen from Frankie Boyle that one

The guy who told the confused sex yeti to hide in that fridge isn't having the best of days