Sonatine

I've no idea if either Long or Shortstaff will turn out to be any good, but with our track record of bringing kids through I'd be off like a shot if I was him. No doubt money would have been a factor, but who can blame him for holding out for more?

It would be nice to go at least one full week in 2020 without something truly awful happening

They've said naff all since the start of this carry on, why change now?

More likely to end up signing Glenn Miller.

Ah well. Other than the initial burst of optimism from the first few weeks after it was announced, the longer it dragged on the less likely I thought it was going to happen. Back to the old apathy.

If they put in the Pickled Onion flavour it's a sign Rafa is coming back.

His body hair soon grows back though

Good to see we're continuing our policy of scouring the globe for the best talent

Easier to just leave a fishing rod and a bucket of fried chicken outside his front door to try and lure the enraged spirit of Raoul Moat to do a bit of poltergeisting.

The Uriah Heep of football managers

I think we know the answer to that question....

4 wins in the last 20 odd games? Cracking season under Brewcey though.....

If Charnley is still employed, he'd probably sign this Messi by mistake.