Sonatine

Harsh on old Raoul tbf.

That likeable fellow Steve Bannon arrested too, and he seemed such an honest chap.

Ewerk taking names and cashing cheques.

What a time to be alive.

He's got a meeting with his investors later today.

Whereas our current strikers are just mouldering.

Like the fashion equivalent of those mixed bags of random kets you got from the shop for 10p when I was a kid. And those shoes must have been stolen from exhumed corpse of Prince.

Margarita Pracatan fulfilling the Amanda Stavely role too

Guy's got a neck like ET.

Looks like Hugh Hefners hipster grandson

Well, he can leave the game with his shorts held high.

The only reason I still haven't sacked off BT Sport is because my dad likes to come round and watch whatever match is on. For myself, I barely watch it even if we're playing.

Tbf, I think we would be amazed, just not for the reasons he thinks

Harsh

Oh, it's in the shops apparently.....

He just needs to drop his kegs and shite on a bench, then the pound shop Gandalf will be one of their own.

Trying a bit too hard mate

Just wait until he finds out how much we spaffed on Joelinton....