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actually trying to quit right now. Decided the other night and went mental and threw out my tobacco. Feel really nauseous 48 hours later but I've heard that that might occur? Don't feel like i need one really, hardest is straight after breakfast but once you ride that one out it's good. Mind, I'm only two days in....

Same here. Fucking bull shit.

Cabaye's set piece delivery is shit like.

Yup.

Agreed.

Woeful. Why did we decide to play long ball Allardyce football ourselves? Absolutely shite.

Strong words. Edit: you called it like, Strolla on.

Aye that was annoying as well. He was asking why didnt he cross it then - because he'd be crossing it blindly without looking up to pick the only player in the box at that point. Instead he made some time, allowed other players to get in the box and looked up then attempted it you fucking mong!

Fucking shite first half of football by both teams. Jammy goal. Ferguson looks the only one who gives a shit (and he hasn't been great either). Co-commentator is a fucking knob an arl. Need a fucking kick up the arse by Pardew here. Until the goal went in we looked like we were on the fucking training ground. How can there be that many decent players on a football team playing this kind of footie? There seems to be absolutely no tactics to it whatsoever. Don't really get on Pardew's case about stuff very often but i think he and those players need to sort their act out for the second half.

Will/would you boo him? open question for everyone.

Wonder what the reception will be like for Nolan and Carroll...

Watching Edgar Davids on Goals on Sunday, what a class act the man is. Can tell he just loves football. Think he just referred to himself as 'fucking Edgar Davids' mind

Hasn't drink been doing more or less this for thousands of years? Last weekend I came in after a skin full and saw a massive spider in the top corner of my landing. I won.

Not so funny, just mint photo:

I think its more that when some players are excessively swearing it is sometimes in an intimidatory manner towards the ref. This may be a way of influencing how the referee governs the game and future decisions for or against their team. Agree with what you say about the captain.

Same here like. With their transfer budget in mind, once is a mistake, twice is a habit. Think this will seriously hurt him re his employers unless he delivers the PL title.

For sure. Yet I've been offered NONE OF THE JOBS! hashtagpoemsforpuffs.

Thanks Gemmill. Work just called as well to say that they don't need me in tonight as manager is coming in for some stuff anyways. Gonna get wrecked. This has been a really good day so far (I'm looking at you, Romney).

Cheers guys!

A pretendy one (English Literature/Studies in Poetry)! Cheers MF

Just got my mark back from Durham Uni... Got a Masters with distinction! Cannae fucking believe it!