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Wonder when ITV will degenerate fully into advert breaks before and after every word spoken by a presenter.

Could have stretched a little more I thought, but, first 7 minutes of his international career tbf. Thought he looked nervous in the tunnel mind.

What a complete mong.

Just watched the post match interviews. AVB is a right touchy get like.

Yup, the best thing Newcastle has ever done for Williamson is give him a week of sunday dinners. Upper body is a lot bigger now and doesn't look anywhere near as lanky piss streak-ish as he used to. More importantly though, is that he uses his strength. I've slated him many a times on here but fair play like, he's been playing well recently.

Aye, couldn't believe that didn't go in. Cracking work by Mbiwa who took control of the situation as if ha say 'Nah, that ball isn't going in like, that's mine.'

Absolutely massive result. Tim Krul, that was probably the performance of your Newcastle career, take a fucking bow lad. Have felt like I could throw up (due to hangover partly) for the final 55 minutes to be honest. But we stayed strong, unified. Fantastic. Really get the sense of momentum now, lets crack on.

GET IN!!!!! SPURS DEFENCE HAVING A NIGHTMARE!

Bog roll in the freezer job?

Yup, agree with that. If we can get to half time without conceding it'll go a huge way to getting something out of it. Keep possession as much as possible first half, try and frustrate them. Think we'll have a focus on the counter attack, if we can get the ball out our half quick enough from corners etc., I think that'll be the most likely place we'll get any opportunities. Step forward Shola 'The Bullet' Ameobi.

No Lloris apparently.

And by extension, no Adrian Chiles. Every cloud...

Just need to vent - Phil Thompson is a fucking idiot. Every time Jeff Stelling makes any allusion to the fact that Liverpool are not the greatest team on the planet, he takes it as if he is talking about his dead mother 2-0 up already against Fulham btw :/

Hope Arsenal knack them and Van Persie gets a good kicking.

What did they make of the decision to keep Lloris on the pitch last weekend?

That, my friend, is the truth.

Thanks mate, really helpful. They are coming round for a flat inspection tomorrow (purely coincidental that it is happening tomorrow) and I'm just really hoping they come on my dinner break while I'm at home as I feel like they are skirting round any action which would mean them having to open the walls up to do some work. I don't think there is anything dead like, I mean, we live in the second floor of a converted terrace house so rats and that aren't very likely. Plus, the smell isn't a dead smell. Frankly, it smells of shit. The plumber, when I alerted him to this fact and suggested a possible leak in the plumbing from the toilet, effectively just shrugged his shoulders. I mean, it was comical how little of a fuck he gave

I was going to put this in the help section but I don't think it is visited often and I'm kind of really urgently requiring a bit of help. Basically, our flat has been taken over by bluebottles for the past few days and we have found out it they seem to be coming from a crack in the wall in a bathroom cupboard. We've since fumigated it best as we can with fly spray then duct taped the crack up as a temporary measure. We tried to call the emergency numbers the letting agent gave us to contact them if there is an emergency when the office is shut on the weekends - no one replied. So for the weekend we had to sit it out with fucking duct tape on this crack whilst periodically catching flies from around the flat as they were still somehow getting out now and then. This is on top of the fact that the cup board smells and when we sprayed the flyspray the first time, a maggot fell from the same crack. Anyways, so today we called up first thing, they told us someone was going to come round as soon as possible. 12 o Clock hit, still no sign, called again, asking what the crack was, to which the woman was quite unhelpful and sarcastic. Eventually, after my girlfriend had spent the whole day in waiting for the plumber he arrives at 6 tonight, and just totally fucking dismisses the situation, as if we are lying about these flies because there aren't 30 buzzing around. We said, 'look it's coming from that wall' He replied 'Hmmm, well I haven't got the best sense of smell in the world to be honest, plus to open up that wall would be a big job.' I mean, fucking hell. It ended with the bloke saying just monitor the situation for a bit, even though it has been getting steadily worse each day. My question basically is if you have a problem with hygiene in you flat and your landlord (in this instance, our agency as we do not deal with a single private landlord) is not acting sufficiently, who or what health/hygiene body can you get in touch with in town? Cheers

Hope it catches on mind, would love to hear an away goal be read out somewhere, 'Goalscorer number 26, John 'The Twat' Terry!'

Nickname is one thing, I've just never head one spoken over the PA when announcing a goalscorer. Thought it had to be done with James Alexander Gordon style formality.

Just watching the highlights of Man City v Norwich. Did the commentator just say 'goalscorer number 9, 'The Beast', Alavaro Negredo?' The Beast?!

Great finish by Santi Cazorla. 1-0.

Feel bad for Hughton like. Could easily reach double figures.

Begovic scoring after 20 seconds for Stoke. The evolution of long-ball football is complete.

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