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"what a finish by Obafemi Martins" Gump Scores

"what a finish by Obafemi Martins"

it is an offence for anyone under 18 to be in an adult film, they should all be hung like donkeys

Saw Kasabian once supporting The Who and they were utter shite. Albums are alright

yeah - what was that about? Maybe he is right-footed actually. Or just really talented on both. Obviously i m not in his league but i am left footed and tend to take pens with right, no idea why. always take longer range stuff with left cos its stronger. always do keepy uppies on right as well but almost entirely left footed other than those two things.

good luck to him, only ever ran the line and hated having to do that. Never had the concentration.

spoken to anyone else yet who has told you we are improving ? Or are all your mates as stupid as you ??????? We've played well in two matches, and long may it continue. But we're still 15th with some difficult matches to come. Are you telling me you are happy with our position? Do you think Roeder is delivering good value for money? Do you think we will qualify for Europe? How much did the Reading team cost? Probably not much more than Martins. Once upon a time, not very long ago in fact, beating teams like Pompey or Reading was standard stuff, nowadays it feels like a minor miracle. The most we can realistically hope for is not to get relegated. Grow up ffs. No doubt you will pop up on here every time we win, do you want me to remind you after each defeat? You act like you're a 12 year old child, the one with no friends and is bottom of every set at school. quite amazing how you harp on about not having a plan and sticking to "the plan". Fat lot of patience you have over the past decade we have qualified for europe more than any team bar 4, and after appointing a shit manager need time to - hopefully - restore us back to where we were. You say they should have a "plan" then don't give it the time you advocate a "plan". Damned whatever they do. We have actually improved the way we are playing for quite a number of games now, which is what I said, but I suppose whether you can see that depends on how good a judge of footballers and/or a team you are. [Once upon a time, long ago, before the Halls and Shepherd, we were turned over by teams far worse and smaller than Pompey and Reading on an almost permanent basis. You and your bum chums are just as big tits as always. Is that your idea of success? oh dear. Easily pleased you're easily confused aren't you Nope. Not at all. Relative failure and mediocrity for a club who you claim in other threads is capable of competing with the likes of Liverpool fan wise is indefensible. Its a shame you have dug a hole your pride wont let you out of. Someone is responsible for the problems the club has. It is usual to look at the man in charge in those situations. In fact many a time he has said 'the buck stops with me'. He's right. So, having appointed trophy winning managers in the past - despite fuckwits saying we haven't - what is YOUR criteria for nailed on guaranteed success when appointing them ? On the contrary, I think the lack of realism shown by people even when it is pointed out to them [ie being the 5th best over a period of a decade hardly amounts to failure] shows who is unable to admit they are talking bollocks. Nonsense and sadly the hole your digging wont allow you to show the humility to admit it. Having read your posts - in moments when the mogadon has looked liked failing - I notice that whenever you are on the back foot and looking for answers you start swearing.

spoken to anyone else yet who has told you we are improving ? Or are all your mates as stupid as you ??????? We've played well in two matches, and long may it continue. But we're still 15th with some difficult matches to come. Are you telling me you are happy with our position? Do you think Roeder is delivering good value for money? Do you think we will qualify for Europe? How much did the Reading team cost? Probably not much more than Martins. Once upon a time, not very long ago in fact, beating teams like Pompey or Reading was standard stuff, nowadays it feels like a minor miracle. The most we can realistically hope for is not to get relegated. Grow up ffs. No doubt you will pop up on here every time we win, do you want me to remind you after each defeat? You act like you're a 12 year old child, the one with no friends and is bottom of every set at school. quite amazing how you harp on about not having a plan and sticking to "the plan". Fat lot of patience you have over the past decade we have qualified for europe more than any team bar 4, and after appointing a shit manager need time to - hopefully - restore us back to where we were. You say they should have a "plan" then don't give it the time you advocate a "plan". Damned whatever they do. We have actually improved the way we are playing for quite a number of games now, which is what I said, but I suppose whether you can see that depends on how good a judge of footballers and/or a team you are. [Once upon a time, long ago, before the Halls and Shepherd, we were turned over by teams far worse and smaller than Pompey and Reading on an almost permanent basis. You and your bum chums are just as big tits as always. Is that your idea of success? oh dear. Easily pleased you're easily confused aren't you Nope. Not at all. Relative failure and mediocrity for a club who you claim in other threads is capable of competing with the likes of Liverpool fan wise is indefensible. Its a shame you have dug a hole your pride wont let you out of. Someone is responsible for the problems the club has. It is usual to look at the man in charge in those situations. In fact many a time he has said 'the buck stops with me'. He's right.

spoken to anyone else yet who has told you we are improving ? Or are all your mates as stupid as you ??????? We've played well in two matches, and long may it continue. But we're still 15th with some difficult matches to come. Are you telling me you are happy with our position? Do you think Roeder is delivering good value for money? Do you think we will qualify for Europe? How much did the Reading team cost? Probably not much more than Martins. Once upon a time, not very long ago in fact, beating teams like Pompey or Reading was standard stuff, nowadays it feels like a minor miracle. The most we can realistically hope for is not to get relegated. Grow up ffs. No doubt you will pop up on here every time we win, do you want me to remind you after each defeat? You act like you're a 12 year old child, the one with no friends and is bottom of every set at school. quite amazing how you harp on about not having a plan and sticking to "the plan". Fat lot of patience you have over the past decade we have qualified for europe more than any team bar 4, and after appointing a shit manager need time to - hopefully - restore us back to where we were. You say they should have a "plan" then don't give it the time you advocate a "plan". Damned whatever they do. We have actually improved the way we are playing for quite a number of games now, which is what I said, but I suppose whether you can see that depends on how good a judge of footballers and/or a team you are. [Once upon a time, long ago, before the Halls and Shepherd, we were turned over by teams far worse and smaller than Pompey and Reading on an almost permanent basis. You and your bum chums are just as big tits as always. Is that your idea of success? oh dear. Easily pleased

spoken to anyone else yet who has told you we are improving ? Or are all your mates as stupid as you ??????? We've played well in two matches, and long may it continue. But we're still 15th with some difficult matches to come. Are you telling me you are happy with our position? Do you think Roeder is delivering good value for money? Do you think we will qualify for Europe? How much did the Reading team cost? Probably not much more than Martins. Once upon a time, not very long ago in fact, beating teams like Pompey or Reading was standard stuff, nowadays it feels like a minor miracle. The most we can realistically hope for is not to get relegated. Grow up ffs. No doubt you will pop up on here every time we win, do you want me to remind you after each defeat? You act like you're a 12 year old child, the one with no friends and is bottom of every set at school. quite amazing how you harp on about not having a plan and sticking to "the plan". Fat lot of patience you have over the past decade we have qualified for europe more than any team bar 4, and after appointing a shit manager need time to - hopefully - restore us back to where we were. You say they should have a "plan" then don't give it the time you advocate a "plan". Damned whatever they do. We have actually improved the way we are playing for quite a number of games now, which is what I said, but I suppose whether you can see that depends on how good a judge of footballers and/or a team you are. [Once upon a time, long ago, before the Halls and Shepherd, we were turned over by teams far worse and smaller than Pompey and Reading on an almost permanent basis. You and your bum chums are just as big tits as always. Is that your idea of success?

Dropped some acid, was at home for the weekend. Stood on bed buck naked to turn telly over with raging hard on (which for some reason always with acid) Fatha walked in and said 'Alright son?' He looked at me and swiftly retreated and the matter hasnt come up in conversation since.

Ali

Dirty bitch.

Legend On the road is awesome too... Not as good as Big Sur tbh

I'd just like to point out, as I thought I had earlier, that the whole Enrique Iglesias thing was an in joke between the lass in question and myself. Had I put the effort in, I would have done more than pull a beanie hat over my massive fucking head. In hindsight, I shouldn't have posted that when I was drunk, but AT LEAST I didn't get up there and sing something by Bowling For Soup. At any point in the evening did she say "Brock, the joke's gone too far."? I'm thinking specifically of the exact moment when you dragged her up on stage to serenade her with one of his songs, you pillock! It fucking worked though! Must've been the latin touch. the end justifies the means.

Got a 70s fancy dress thing on Sat in Nottingham at this lasses 30th birthday party. Should be good. Never watch telly really so my advice is get yourselves out and hunt down some flange

Warren Barton was a joke to be honest. He had one good season at left back under Gullit. The rest of the time he was shocking. Peacock had a bad start but won over the fans in the end. Did Warren Barton play left back under Gullit? Barton was a funny situation. We bought him cos he was English for a ridiculous fee (and not the first time Wimbledon stitched us up). Not long after the laws on foreign players changed and it looked even worse. He was loyal and tried his best, never hid but in the end he wasnt up to it. That is why I get irritated with people who get excited about player who 'get stuck in'. The likes if Milner, Ramage et al always try hard but simply dont possess the tools to get us where I would like us to be.

Albert was ok but his lack of pace always let him down. Peacock was often left with no cover when Albert bombed on too. Peacock and Steve Howey were the best pairing by a distance. Met Bryan Robson in a pub about 6 games into that season (1995-6) and he reckoned the reason we wouldnt win it was down the fullbacks. He was right in the end.

Lad I knew well at school did it. I got to know his friend at college and he hoyed himself in front of a train. Another mate tried it once in my house and bled on my record collection the cock. Another mate tries it occasionally and fails every time happily. Never thought about it meself though

I quite liked Peacock, had a bit of a cult following didn't he? Better than we currently have

Barnsley lasses (and lads for that matter) matey! I live there and they do talk a totally different language to the rest of society never mind Yorkshire.

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? are you Brock in disguise ??? ( not as Enrique mind ) they are round the bend. One simple slip of the tongue....

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally? ... monk on? am I alone in thinking I live in yorkshire now, its the phrase they use before you start that shit.

In bed with one two weeks ago and managed to get her to wear my Newcastle strip, just about to get first shag with her and cos i called her her best friends name she got a monk on! I shagged her friend but she has monk on with me for time with other one. Tonight went out with another lass and she wants long term committment. Only known her 3 days Jesus, why cant they just do things normally?