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Can't be true, Bellamy can't even beat up 18 year old girls. He's a vindictive little dwavf with a twisted personality and vile temperament, but it'd be like getting "mauled" by a Pomeranian. not that I know what he's like either way, but presuming you haven't met him and are only going on what you have read in the tabloids, would you be happy for someone you've never met talk about you like that? Whats your opinion of Robert Mugabe? random....are you trying to compare Bellamy to Mugabe? Nah, just pointing out that he is a Grade A twat. Never met him, but pretty sure his track record says he is. The weight of evidence being quite equal.... Nobody said it was equal. The point is that there are lots of people we don't know personally but it doesnt take much conclude they are cunts. Usually its their actions that sway you.

Surely it was Scousers who started it by barging their way in to a game they didnt have tickets for?

Can't be true, Bellamy can't even beat up 18 year old girls. He's a vindictive little dwavf with a twisted personality and vile temperament, but it'd be like getting "mauled" by a Pomeranian. not that I know what he's like either way, but presuming you haven't met him and are only going on what you have read in the tabloids, would you be happy for someone you've never met talk about you like that? Whats your opinion of Robert Mugabe? random....are you trying to compare Bellamy to Mugabe? Nah, just pointing out that he is a Grade A twat. Never met him, but pretty sure his track record says he is.

Think that is one of my favourite wikipedia comments

Can't be true, Bellamy can't even beat up 18 year old girls. He's a vindictive little dwavf with a twisted personality and vile temperament, but it'd be like getting "mauled" by a Pomeranian. not that I know what he's like either way, but presuming you haven't met him and are only going on what you have read in the tabloids, would you be happy for someone you've never met talk about you like that? Whats your opinion of Robert Mugabe?

Craig Bellamy's man-fat isn't something i really needed in my conciousness Greg.

Handy that Greg Well here is another one, http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=138903 Headline is Clearly 'Bellamy sparks out Risse with a Golf Club' I reckon I can translate the above fairly well

Handy that Greg

He will never learn.

who did? I'm watching Real and he is still on the ptich. Is this a recording I am watching?

In fairness, if I had a Scouse accent I would be demanding a minutes silence every waking hour. God really does hate them. Perhaps the football teams success is compensatation for making the fuckers talk that way.

aye he sat right next to Tony Blair in the Gallowgate and watched Hughie set up the winning goal in the Yuffa for Jackie to score nah, that was Noelie, the lifelong Newcastle fan who sat in the Galloway End in the 1980's I did actually sit in the Leazes in the 80s. Shit view but saw best goal ever scored at SJP in my time there! what was that ? Newcastle versus Chelsea. I was sat in the temp stand in the Leazes (Since i was a kid I have made a point of trying to watch the game from different places - the perspective is slightly different I find) and we won. The goal was amongst the best I have seen. Paul Gascoigne by the way scored it. Quick feet and clever, powerful finish. Why did they have that then? Cant remember. There was some Silverstone link iirc.

aye he sat right next to Tony Blair in the Gallowgate and watched Hughie set up the winning goal in the Yuffa for Jackie to score nah, that was Noelie, the lifelong Newcastle fan who sat in the Galloway End in the 1980's I did actually sit in the Leazes in the 80s. Shit view but saw best goal ever scored at SJP in my time there!

Any suggestions on what footballers should shout when they are pissed off? "Good Lord" "Heavens above" "I pumped your lasses bangle last night"

great thread this. Its always the numpties who live in other countries or don't go to games who have a chip on their shoulders. He's raised some fair points so why not reply Couldnt help notice your avatar. Classy stuff.

you're a fucking cartoon sunshine... but you can't dispute the FACT ? Why not ? It not my fault the facts don't suit your "opinion" mate The only FACT is that you seem to be so arrogant it's untrue. Leazes, you really are a grade A prick. What a complete bell-end you sound. thick as a plank and arrogant with it. What a combination. Just fuck off and get a life you tosser. oh dear. The schoolteacher sounding just like like his pupils. I hope they don't listen to you I'll apologise to you Leazes. My uncle has just died and the first thing I saw when I wanted to relax was you acting like a cock again. However, the sentiment of what I said is still correct. You are sounding like a pompus, arrogant, dim-witted prick. It is indeed a shame that you expect kids to listen to you, when you don't listen to others. That is what I would call acting like a cock, and pompous - note the spelling. I am sorry to hear your bad news. Thanks for the typing advice. And the final comment. Perhaps we could have a poll one day. A pint would be more amusing though

you're a fucking cartoon sunshine... but you can't dispute the FACT ? Why not ? It not my fault the facts don't suit your "opinion" mate The only FACT is that you seem to be so arrogant it's untrue. Leazes, you really are a grade A prick. What a complete bell-end you sound. thick as a plank and arrogant with it. What a combination. Just fuck off and get a life you tosser. oh dear. The schoolteacher sounding just like like his pupils. I hope they don't listen to you I'll apologise to you Leazes. My uncle has just died and the first thing I saw when I wanted to relax was you acting like a cock again. However, the sentiment of what I said is still correct. You are sounding like a pompus, arrogant, dim-witted prick.

you're a fucking cartoon sunshine... but you can't dispute the FACT ? Why not ? It not my fault the facts don't suit your "opinion" mate The only FACT is that you seem to be so arrogant it's untrue. Leazes, you really are a grade A prick. What a complete bell-end you sound. thick as a plank and arrogant with it. What a combination. Just fuck off and get a life you tosser.

Gooch played very well I thought. We still badly lack pace at the back. Taylor was shocking in the first half and shaky in the second but he got better. Thought Bramble was similar. Titus was handy in that he matched Bellamy for pace on a couple of important occasions and used his strength when the weasel was threatening to get away. If we do play Gooch we need some pace in the full back positions and/or alongside him. Gooch isnt slow but I would like to see some real pace back there. Taylor doesnt have that at all. Bramble is easily the quickest of the three but is shaky, as we know. Thought Nobby had a very good game. Most intelligent footballer on the pitch by a long way. Dyer played well too. Gooch had a good second half, but Liverpool absolutely battered us towards the end of the first half and if one of their chances had gone in, it would have been a different story. We rode our luck and our defence was shaky at best. Gooch has all the physical attributes though and as I said, it was only his second game in England, so he's done himself no harm. Some of the praise has been a little OTT though. Not sure you are aiming that at the right people. Bramble, Taylor and Babayaro were shaky and Liverpool simply played well. Gooch deserves it in my opinion but I think we agree on the main points. I do wish Taylor would stop the posturing and just get on with playing it simply. He would be far more effective if he understood his weaknesses and played to his strengths. He does play some ludicrous balls so nonchanently at times and has done since he got into the side. But for Gooch and Bramble making amends for two of those we could have been in the shite. At least we have some competition and Ramage's Newcastle career looks like it is over, thank fuck. Not being ungrateful. The kid tries his best but the days when we played the likes of belong to an era when only LM was at SJP.

That's fucking quality. Might have to see if it's available for download anywhere. Does anyone know? I think I've still got it on Sky + Dave, but I wouldn't have the first clue how to put it on my computer. Could I record it onto a DVD then get it off the DVD onto my computer? Record it onto DVD and get one of your bitches at work to post it to him? Just a thought like

When Shola is fit next season, I'm hoping Sibiershi is the number 5 striker at best. Is this your Johan Cruyff assessment Alex?

Gooch played very well I thought. We still badly lack pace at the back. Taylor was shocking in the first half and shaky in the second but he got better. Thought Bramble was similar. Titus was handy in that he matched Bellamy for pace on a couple of important occasions and used his strength when the weasel was threatening to get away. If we do play Gooch we need some pace in the full back positions and/or alongside him. Gooch isnt slow but I would like to see some real pace back there. Taylor doesnt have that at all. Bramble is easily the quickest of the three but is shaky, as we know. Thought Nobby had a very good game. Most intelligent footballer on the pitch by a long way. Dyer played well too.

I already posted this in the "Martins - waste of money or too early to judge thread". It has to be said that Bellamy has improved his finishing since he left us, but I know who I'd rather have at the club. And he isn't a foul mouthed woman beating Welshman. Martins is different to Bellamy. Bellamy's finishing was always weak. He is a good player but never likely to be better than that. The likes of Peter Beardsley were never prolific but could always manage an acceptable tally as a support player. Bellamy isnt in that league either as a finisher or support player. Martins has a lot to prove but he was very good yesterday and will get better. He doesnt seem to think he is bigger than our football club either. Prefer someone like Dean Ashton alongside him. good professional with decent pace and looks like he can read a game.

says he, after avoiding my questions. You think appointing a manager who has won 4 league titles, FA Cup, and 3 manager of the year awards isn't an intentioned appointment made to signify the ambition of the club ? You think that approachign Bobby Robson then going back for him 2 year later means it isn't "planned" What world do you inhabit, other than one where you don't have a mind of your own and simply spout cliches and crap that others do ? I don't think he will come back, but I am certain if he did, the vast majority of fans would welcome him back. And if you don't see that, then you don't know much about Newcastle supporters, or any supporters, because most supporters of most clubs only want players who will play well for the club, and it ends there. How many Newcastle supporters were bothered about Craig Bellamy's temperament when he was our player ? It is only the lies of Souness that turned Newcastle fans against Bellamy, and this is obvious to anyone now, who lacked the judgement or capability to assess characters, at the time. On Peter Beardsley's first visit back to Newcastle, he was booed. I have it on video. It is astounding that you were in the Gallowgate pre-1992, as you say, and cannot see what this current board have done for the club, despite some mistakes, which everyone makes in all walks of life, and it is also astounding that unless I am mistaken, you don't appreciate this either. When he came on pitch he was appluaded! Youre lying again! He was booed in the same way Les Ferdinand was when he came back. I take it you had a bad cold that day and need to rely on video. You still fail to note that I have acknowledged the input in terms of the ground, facilities etc. On that issue you are wrong again. I also find it staggering that you cant explain why we havent managed any pro-active recruitment for the most important position at the club. You havent explained why we have had to react to the situation rather than pursue a more professional route. Liverpool did it. We had our chairman telling the press Bobby would be leaving before he had told Bobby! Acceptable? Well managed? Good for the club? You don't need to be told what happened shortly after do you? That you feel the current position is adequate suggests you are out of touch with supporters. Ones who don't have a bad cold. Are you going to answer the question relating to the recruitment or dig your head in the sand again?

take them as you find them. Teachers aren't the only "intelligent" people in the world. If he wants to debate like an adult, show me those clubs that have done better than us ie qualified more for europe, and show me that Beardsley didn't wave to the Kop ...... shame that you excuse him answering those questions with an insult then blame me for "sneering" ....... People in glass houses tbh