Andrew

this may just be because im pissed but Fucking hell . Wait till you see the woodgate thread ooooh yeh...

this may just be because im pissed but

And still better than the Shola. What a goal! http://www.d1g.com/video/show/?id=1727019 the technique what a shit smiley thing

doesn't really need a caption

I know, they mentioned it 7 times in an hour today on 5 live

For fuck sake You could put together a better compilation of Shola than that. I know fuck all about Italian football but I'm sure we could do better than this. Man City are interested in Lukas Podolski, and he might go, why aren't we? so you're discounting him based on the fact you don't know much about him? good stuff

Just had to pick that one, I love his attempted smile also I've just noticed he seems to have someone helping him hold the trophy up

what the hell are you going on about?

I suspected as much, considering the vast numbers or retired managers and players out there, you'd think most big papers would have sports correspondants with experience of the game aside from, of course, eating all the pies at half time

My god this guy? seriously? am i missing something? Is there some reason this man gets his opinion on sport in a 'paper when normal football fans don't?

and no one else in the league is paid anwhere near 70k/week

Berbatov a newcastle fan? Says who? I'd be amazed if any top class player turned down the chance to join Man Utd for Newcastle to be honest. Newcastle UEFA cup hopefulls while Man Utd are likely to pick up 1 trophy (at least) this season. His mum

I doubt it, rooney was young and still developing as a player so they were keeping an eye on him, berbatov is pretty much top of his game at the moment All the more reason Man utd will get him then yeh I'd rather he stay at spurs than go there, my flatmate talks about him like he's already their player, arrogant prat

I doubt it, rooney was young and still developing as a player so they were keeping an eye on him, berbatov is pretty much top of his game at the moment

shorey? yes please

I'd have Bentley, Barry, Ashton and Bent here like a shot, the rest are a bit meh. ashton isn't looking anything like the player he was at the moment, better option is agbonlahor imo

Bentley would be an awesome signing IMO

5 live only talking about keegan having grey hair

Ashley's new shirt KING KEV 1

"he's entitled to his opinion" = shocked editors obviously smarting after his little pop at them

won't happen, thankfully

brilliant player, just what we need but I don't see it happening

if he get's us to being a side able to get into the uefa cup consistently I'll be pretty pleased

Nice shout, I heard he was heading back to sao paulo on loan this month so a move to the prem instead might intice him

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