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For weeks now,during most pre-match press conferences,Brucey has informed the press how hit number target this season is progressing,reaching 1000 games as a Premier League manager.I wonder if the delay in getting rid of the fat bastard is down to him trying to hang on for one last game so he can reach his 1000 games target.If the Saudi’s fall for that one we’ll be looking at 1000 games and another defeat.

They were expecting Cyril’s mam’s money to make them as big as Olympic Marseille within a few years.Someone needs to point out that dining on the quayside can be bad for your health,especially your complexion

Agbonlahor thinks we should keep him on as manager

Shelvey’s on the phone

It seems quite a few on rtg are regular visitors to this message board.A few have been ‘outed’ as contributors.We chased one of the clowns a few months I know.They haven’t sussed me yet after many years of posting.

He causes defences problems which we rarely do so an improvement.

We need players with a bit fight in them to get us out the Shiite.Arsenal FC isn’t the club to look for players with that.

I can see them hiring another plane.Thankfully they won’t be able to time the flight to go over SJP during a minutes silence this time.Classy fans.

They’re such a huge club,the clowns are happy to be second in the Championship with an owner,well the son of an owner,who hasn’t spent a penny.I expect them to get promoted and then mammy’s boy will realise what having ‘unrealistic expectations’ means.

Don’t forget that some of the excitement was down to Ashley leaving.

The other day one of the makem clowns posted that whatever happens,we’ll never beat them 6 in a row and it’ll continue to hurt us. Ffs,not as ridiculous as McClean or Messi mind.

I doubt any of his pals in the press will mention 7 wins in 37 games.Will a tv or radio presenter?

A Newcastle fan with a southern accent has just been on talkSHITE and said he’d like Steve Jones to get the job.Simon SHITHOUSE Jordan interrupted ‘ That’s a nice geordie accent’ .The caller replied ‘My parents are Geordies and so are the rest of my family’ .What an absolute shithouse Jordan is.

We have big plans so we’ll need a bigger name manager than Gerrard who’s unproven in the Premier League,never mind the Champions League where I’m sure the new owners want us to be in,let’s say ,5 years time.Conti knows the Premier League.He knows European football.He likes to spend money and we have loads.I’m sure he knows which decent players to bring in to get the ball rolling.We have a number of shite players on long and well paid contracts.These need to be shifted to bring quality into the team and squad.Fortunately we can afford to pay up their contracts which will give them the chance to move to Championship teams at best,BUJ7 to a lower standard,his standard.

They believe we’ll become the club everyone hates.Will that hate stop supporters of other clubs from attending their home fixture against the Geordie Galacticos?

If we are going to look closer to home Rodgers would do for me.

Amnesty International were formed 60 years ago.An excellent organisation well known throughout the civilised word but unknown in sunlun for 59 years.

If my granny took over from Brucey,she could only get us one place lower than we are under Brucey.

With regards to BUJ7,in most games he’s looked disinterested.When he’s played as a central striker, he has on numerous occasions found himself in the inside/wide-ish left position,his preferred position from what I can gather,and still looked mostly shit.As a central attacker he’s shown no interest in running the channels.That’s nowt to do with being played out of position.How many times,in any position,has he shown no interest in getting in the box.He’s been a near permanent fixture in the team since he signed,yet no one knows why.He probably doesn’t know why.He’ll never be a Premier league footballer.The best league in the world and he’s just about undropable.In most games he doesn’t give a toss.

The makems being more livid than they’ve ever been regarding NUFC makes the takeover ever more pleasing. The joy of Ashley going,the joy of the takeover and the joy in reading the hatred in the posts on rtg . Not as good as 27-3-70 mind 😀

Do they still regard their fascist,Mussolini loving ex-manager as a hero?

‘They are not rivals.We have dignity’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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I wouldn’t have a problem if a persistent thief/burglar/twocker had a hand chopped off.

One makem on rtg yesterday blabbed that all kids in the future from South Tyneside and Durham will start supporting us.Most kids from those area’s always have.