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I'm going to make Harrold so hard,he only allows his dog to lick his face,after the dog has liked it's ass clean after a poo.Can you imagine how hard he will look when he faces his next victim with poo all over his face.That's why he will be called Filthy Harrold.This is going to make me millions man.When i make my first million,i'm going to buy SAFC and get Thompsons of Prudhoe to demolish the SOS and let him dispose of all that plastic in that filthy,rat infested river it overlooks.

Will do FILTHY HARROLD RETURNS. I will call the first badie Mak Em,He comes from Pennywell,a suburb of Frisco.Canny start eh ?

Aye.But do you think it will be a box office hit .

I've got a good plot for a film.Dirty Harry,who took his bit before disciplinary action was taken against him for killing 100s of innocent members of the general public ( with a good pension ) is picked upon by relatives of dead unarmed civilians he shot when in his prime,and they start stalking him and sending him letters saying `his time is up'.The 80 year old ex-cop goes after them,after hacking into police computers ( with the help of the police ) ,so he can get details of the innocent people he killed ( they were all brazilians who he killed and all innocently going to work ).I cannot tell you the end cos you then won't go to the cinema to watch it or buy the book.What do you think

I wonder what the first policy passed would be.`On team buses blacks at the front and whites at the back'. The whole thing sits uncomfortably with me.We are all equal in my eyes.

Can you imagine the outcry if say a year ago white players said they were going to have a union for white players only. If the` black players only' union does materialise will the application form have the question ARE YOU BLACK.I thought it was an offence to discriminate because of a persons colour.

Well his foot was up,the ball wasn't there,the makems leg was there,so therefor it was dangerous.What bit are you not getting.

No yellow or even a free kick for Cuella for the tackle from behind on Ba.No yellow/red for larson for kicking Shola in the chest.The red for Tiote was correct.His foot was high and dangerously so.He wanted to leave his mark and he did.Johnson didn't help the situation by seeking out the ref to put pressure on him to show a red.Fletcher recovered quickly from his broken leg mind.No team goes down as easily as the makems.Dive after dive after dive. FTM The security guard at Nissan told me every pupil in his bairns class were given 2 free tickets for the derby game.She attends a junior school in Hylton Castle.Her parents sold them on the net.

You see,there's always one good apple in the barrel

The makems are saying there was booing when Rose had the ball.And chants wisshing Taylor was dead.

Or was it the stewards.

They usually do after they score against us,and then find themselves being shown back to their seats by the stewards.

What would they be saying if a white player refused to wear the t-shirt.He could,of course,be making a stand with regards to anti-french chants or the like.

Ferdinand enjoyed Cole being branded a choc-ice so was the non-wearing of a `lets kick out racism' a shout FOR racism.

The makems do go down `easy'.It's something i've noticed for a few years.Sessignon is the worst of the cheating makems.Tiote's tackle was high and dangerous so no probs about the red card.They are by far the worst team we have faced this season.Isn't that the 3rd time this season they have played against 10 men. ( Swansea,Wigan and us ? ).I thought the ref was usless and gave the cheating makems everything.

Shoes on the wrong feet !!! He could be a makem with perfect vision

Will Harper be attacked tomorrow and will their pitch invaders be allowed to return to their seats.

We were lucky because we scored in the last minute you know.Larssens punch off the line is never mentioned you know.Their regular-ish pitch invasions when they score at the sos are never mentioned you know.O'Neil has never apologised for saying,incorrectly,some of our backroom staff entered the refs dressing room at half time at SJP last season you know,but they never mention it.Only 200 makems were in the fullwell at the derby game on 27-3-1970 you know,but they won't mention it you know.By all means bring up what they say but don't forget what they don't say.I have other things to say about things they don't mention.

They must fill their days out by ringing up radio and tv and asking if they would like to hear their views on the topic.Do they get paid when giving their views.

They still get plenty air time due to their friends in the media,but thank god no media outlet are being fooled into employing them.It looks like David James is trying to get himself a job now.

John Barnes has been trying to get back into the world of football media for a few months now.Ince is itching to get back into football management.Roberts get's the odd tv punditry job and is clearly wanting more.Having their views on racism in the media keeps them in news ,reference tv/radio and managment jobs.

So a blind man with a white walking stick,which looked to the police officer like a samarai, was tazered for walking away.Don't worry though,the polce officer has had his tazer taken away.Has he now been given the ok to carry a gun. The blind man should thank his lucky stars he wasn't a brazilian going off to work

The reason i am asking is because the Sunday Sun ( the real one ) had an article last week about Boro's, and the stink at the moment about a millionaire southern based ex-smoggie wanting £300 expenses to turn up at one of their gigs.The reason for the gig was to raise money for ex-smoggies who have fallen on hard times.Some need operations and the PFA will only pay 75% of the costs.So why don't the ferkers join the NHS queue like the majority of us. I wouldn't like to attend one of ours and find i am shelling out again for their welfare.

So should other sportsmen who have admitted taking drugs,lose their `titles'.Paul Merson had treatment for drug addiction in 1994,prior to this,he was winning trophies with Arsenal

The game is a sell-out which means the makems think they are going to win.I wonder whether Marty has a song selected,just in case they do.Last season Colback should have been playing for England and McClean was better than Messi.Now they want both dropped.In fact,some clown posted ......McClean or Messi ? It took half as dozen replies before someone suggested how ludicrous the question/comparison was.