essembeeofsunderland

In europe the makems don't excist.

I delivered to Kevin Carr's house in Bedlington around a dozen or so years ago.There lass answered the door and the second thing i noticed was a huge picture of Carr wearing his keepers strip,just inside the doorway.He was a copper at the time if i remember right.

They'd take relegation and a win against us as an acceptable double.

wot's your fatha's name.

Is ( county ) cricket the only sport where the captains can decide ,because neither team is trying to win the game,that the game should stop and stuff the paying spectators.

John McNamee.

His decision to tackle was bad,and not unexpected.

When a player for the makems,Quinn was spat at by his own fans when leaving the sos with his wife and family .

until he learns how to hold a player up,he will continue to be a liability.I wouldn't pick him against the smb because they have a number of divers in the team and will target Tiote.

He's had 3 transfer windows to sort things.He brought in Saha and McFadden,who we all knew were useless,and then let them go,because they are useless.Their deluded fans don't help.Every player they sign is a good player,in their eyes.After a steady first game,N'Daye was the new Sissoko.Now they realise he will never be Premier League quality.Last season's player of the year,Bardsley,is now crap,and always was.Last season they were shouting for Colback to be given a chance for England.We all know about the `McClean or Messi ' post last season on rtg.They have even rated Titus this season.Everyone told them Graham was a slow below average Prem League striker but they wouldn't have it.Well they know now.I'm still waiting for the world class manager they were going to appoint when Niall `DD` Quinn was chairman.He appointed himself,then Roy,then Brucey and theen O'Neil.Now they want Kevin `Hardman' Ball to be manager ( again ).He took them down in 2005/6.One win in ten for the self-acclaimed hardest man ever in football.Even harder than someone called John Kaye,who i've been informed,once played for the makems.No.I've never heard of him either.

Makem galactico watch. N'Daye ( the makem Sissoko ) 5/10. Hooked after 77 mins against QPR. £3.5m totally wasted Johnson. 6/10. His seasons top mark. £10m to sign him and now worth £5m. Agent Danny Graham. Bought for £5m. 0 goals in 5 games. Hooked before the hour mark. Some nice close ups on MOTD of Marty's combing style.It sort of goes forward then turns to the right at the fringe.Nice sideburns though.

I know it will never happen because big clubs have never/will never play in the third tier of their leagues but lets say we were relegated to the third tier,we could do what the makems did and erect a statue to the manager who took us down.( Stokoe in the makems case )

18 years a professional footballer and an average of 21 goals a season.

have they put the prices up ?

On the brink of our 131st game in Europe,which is more than 4 games.

I'd like to see Carrol come back with Gouffron playing alongside him and HBA just behind,making things happen.I agree that Tiote is a liability.He seems to think his first job is to act the big man by having a little dig at his direct opponent which does nowt apart from warn the ref a yellow card will probably be needed before the game is finished.If he could be trusted,and i don't think he could,i would ask him to protect the back 4 and nowt else.

To push Cisse or to push him out.Cisse cannot play with his back to goal so the ball never sticks when it's played up to him.He's brainless in the box so never gets into the 6 yd box for tap-ins.

Incorrect.I hope you don't gamble.

Santon is forever out of position and decides getting back into position will be done in his time.

Swansea are a poor mans Arsenal.Tippy tappy and going down at every opportunity and then complaining about rough-house tactics.Dyer was the worst culprit.The ref fell for it every time. Santon needs to be shown the door come the summer.He cannot defend.Cisse needs to join him.No vision for a front man and one of the best misser of chances i've seen.He thinks it's funny when he blasts shots over the bar.I don't .We don't have a presence up front.Bring back Carrol i say.

It always makes me smile when reading such comments .Marty has shown his contempt for us which will make it even funnier and more satisfying when we beat them and finish above them.He's totally embraced the makem mind. Sunday Sun N'Daye,the makem Sissoko.6/10. `getting better'. Bought for £3.8m and now worth a lot less Sunday Sun Fletcher.7/10. `Close to connecting with crosses'. lol. Bought for £12 m.10 goals in 29 games.Now worth what he was really worth ( £5m ) when balding Marty bought him. Sunday Sun Johnson. 5/10. Bought for £10m.Now worth half that.And to think the makems `stole' him from the clutches of big clubs such as us,Barca,Real Madrid,Liverpool,Arsenal,Man Utd...... As for Connor Whickam,bought for £8m.8 appearances and 0 goals. 9,000 empty seats which must be about average.£10 a ticket for their glory hunting part-time fans and they still won't turn up to watch the makem galacticos.

I thought he left Swansea because he wasn't getting a regular game.Fletcher has scored 10 goals in 28 games this season.Maybe he'll soon be the main striker

Only makems shop regularly in makemland yet we built the metro extension to makemland,with their taxes, to help them experience shopping and nightlife in Newcastle and they don't use it.At times they don't help themselves.I've never been to Gaza but i would think the two cities have a lot in common.

Canny back-up striker,which is all he'll ever be ,because balding marty won't persist with two up front.

Martin Turners Wishbone Ash in Morpeth next Wednesday.