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I thought Kate Aidie was born in Whitley Bay.Even Makem Micky `The Wig' Gray is talking posh to disguise his accent at birth. `Am garna dyee that marra the morn' I am going to do that my friend tomorrow. I'm so so pleased i talk nowt like a makem.Thank you, thank you ,thank you ,mam and dad.

The race will now be on at sos to get the trophy and players on show before we do.

really

Maybe i'd starting to believe the hype before i read it.I'm reading Bert Trautmann's book at the moment.He's just said that germans were dying due to a condition called `congelated anus' because of -36 temparatures.I've never knowingly suffered from that but it sounds nasty.

i thought Paul McGrath's book was poor. Roy Kean's is quality. Quinny the drink driver's book is a canny read.Did you know the makems spat on him after a game when he was leaving their ground and whilst he was with his family.He doesn't mention his drink driving so i have. Frank Worthington...One Hump Or Two is good.

Durham CCC champions 3 times in 6 seasons. 9 of the team came through the ranks. 21 years in the league. Now thats a success story.

Is their manager still a red faced fat makem who talks sort of posh and dies his hair blond

Neviile had to apologise to Keegan after tv showed him dancing and singing to the Cheer Up Kevin Keegan song at Wembley .Tosser.Andy Cole also sang it and has never apologised.Double tosser after Keegan made him.

I've only cracked one joke ,which was about the brum accent and it was very funny. I visited the Burberry factory shop in Blyth last week and bought a jacket which had been reduced from £85 to £2.50.I bought it because the only thing i found wrong with it was one of the sleeves was slightly shorter than the other two. That's two funny jokes i've cracked.So that's me 2 and and the shouty scotman 0

and as a country they have always been crap so there.

A one season wonder ....... like ratboy

Man City v Man Utd this weekend.Would a draw be the best result for us

I know who's fatha got arrested before the Equador v England game for ticket touting

Too unfunny for me.

With you i haven't because you remind me every time you post.Do you wear a clowns hat and big clowns boots

He shouts in a scottish accent and is scottish so he is a shouty scotsman.right.What he is famed for isn't the issue or did you not read my initial post on the shouty scotsman.

He's a shouty scotsman so i know something about him or do you think he doesn't shout and isn't a scotsman.

I never found him funny.Shouting in a scottish accent whilst telling non-funny stories never did it for me

With 3,000 Arsenal fans.

That was taken when she was fit not fat.She's not get into that skimpy outfit today

Why not call it the Mrs Hill Stand.If she hadn't partied so much on her gold medal win she wouldn't now be too fat to compete in competitions.

If they had picked up nine points from twelve they wouldn't be saying it's too early for the team to gel.Nowt but excuses from their manager and their 39,055 fans .

you've come on and posted nothing that doesn't happen in the majority of cities every weekend and now you've took the hump so get yourself away and don't mix it verbally with the big lads on here.That's told him eh.

do we know how many chemical weapons the Syrians have and what if they simply purchase replacements if the UN take the ones they have.

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