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£2m for Colo minus his £3m a year wages. £7m for Tiote minus his £2m a year wages, £7m for Krul minus his £2m a year wages. R Taylor,Sammy and jonas on their way for nee transfer fees but a possible saving of £4m a year on wages. That's Ashley's plan A. Plan B as we know is to bring in players for less and pay less with a budget of no more than £27m.

Well i was walking along Gosforth Hight Street once and i shouted to a lad wearing a makem shirt ` How can i safely get across to the other side of the high street'. He replied ` You are on the other side of the high street'

Gee thanks.

I wish some of you would actually watch what is happeneing time and time again and not just watch the ball,a bit like our defence at times.Get another look at how deep Krul allows his defence to start from before the freekick taker advances towards the ball.As usual he decides shitting his pants 3 yards from goal is better than coming out to claim the ball.

I've never commented on the 2nd goal dippy.Get the defence to stay on the edge of the box when a freekick is going to be put in from 30 or so yards out..The coward can then advance to the 6 yard box ( you still with me dippy ).Now maybe you can but i don't know anyone else who can backpedal or run whist looking over their shoulder faster than someone can run forward.You get what i'm saying dippy.The coward can then command the box .What you say to that dippy.

Another goal conceded from a freekick with Krul flatfooted 3 yards from goal.The player taking the kick runs towards the ball,we backpedal like fuck towards the frightened rabbit in goal,the ball is flicked on from 12 yards ,so we backpedal even quicker towards our `brave' keeper who still hasn't moved and inch closer to the ball and from 7 yards out the ball is nudged into the back of Krul's net. Krul at fault again for not getting HIS defence to hold any sort of line so HE can command HIS box.

He's been playing golf

Another trouncing is just want we want with the derby 8 days later and Liverpool licking their lips at the thought of our useless lot visiting on April 11th.In May we could be playing two 6 pointers against Leicester and QPR !!!

How can a keeper get sent the wrong way from 25 yards

Do you mean Riviere is Obertan is Gouffran is NUFC 0 v 6 Arsenal SAFC 3 v 0 NUFC 3 for Defoe.

Clueless Carver is hurting as much as us man.He's a geordie man.He's one of us man.He's a good coach man.He was coach under Sir Bobby man. Have we heard the last of that shite from his pals in the press ( John Anderson and Steve Howey )

They will ruin your Saturday next week as well

3254 pink seats at 3 pm at the sos and no more than 3254 filled seats at 4.45 pm.Those who stayed until the end missed the traffic.

A makem caller to BBC Newcastle Total Sport this week gave his current best combined team from SAFC and NUFC .He chose 10 players. When this subject was brought up a couple of months ago on the same radio programme,some makem `legend' called Gary Bennett said the team should be split 50% 50% between NUFC and SAFC players.Another makem dipshit rang in the other week and explained how they were going to get beat against Hull the following evening............2 hours before Hull and the makems kicked off.

If found guilty it won't affect his hero status on wearside due to his goals against us.

`Boss i'm going to have the week off cos i'm tired'

The pundits ignored Ashley Young being back to his best against Arsenal.................slight contact and torso horizontal with legs slightly higher and a full twist of both legs and torso whilst looking at the ref for a freekick.Is wigman allowed to do a `Larsson' ,the horrible cheating makem bastard,and argue the toss everytime a Man Utd player is about to receive a card from the ref.

I feel tired at 5 am every morning when i get up for work. `Sorry boss,i cannot come in today cos i'm tired'.

Wasn't there an incident with Makin ( not the one with ratboys wife ) Gray and that chick from tv.

I can understand asking questions on ticket issues but asking the club for cheap hotel rooms and finding car park spaces .........

Carver should have just fucked off down the tunnel seconds after the final whistle instead of hanging around like a lapdog to shake Van Gaal's hand.

And don't forget larsson trying to get players sent off.You watch who's first to get to the ref .He's a grade 1 makem shithouse. Let's see you put a laughing face up now ?

A few weeks ago it was Defoe ,the cheating makem bastard.Last night it was Rodwell, the cheating makem bastard..You can add Fletcher,Wickham and `Nightclub',if he's not under lock and key, on to that list.Cheating makem bastards they are.Expect more of the same against us,the cheating makem bastards.

Well i hope Sherwood is running down the edge of the makem pitch on Saturday celebrating the winning goal.

Whoever gets the job can splutter through next season and it won't worry Ashley as long as we finish in the Premier League.The cheaper option the better.