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Have they not sent Mrs Big Sam any flowers yet.Hippo Heed is totally taking the piss out of them.He was probably flown back from Austria to his interview at the FA at the makems expense.I'd love to think the FA will fuck about for a few weeks before appointing the new manager because i cannot see anyone signing for the makems without knowing which manager they are signing for.The gift that keeps giving.

They're trying to convince themselves that Santon is a good player.His defending was on par with Janmaat's.Gash.

Where are you from Sunlun Where is that Have you heard of Newcastle Of course Sunlun is near Newcastle.

They only get themselves on a downer when we're on the up.They could be down before the Xmas decorations.

Whether he gets the job or not,he'll still think he was the best man for the job.Have the Spanish FA not contacted him yet.

He'll soon lose his place when the Champions League games come around.

No need to look up the stats on any possible new signings,just go to rtg.

And an interest in playing.

He's looking better for France than he has done in his time with us so let the bidding ( PSV v Barca v Real Madrid ) begin.

But what about this Xmas

At £80,000 a week i would have stayed for 8 years.

He's got the Didi Hamman exaggerated blink.No need for it so why do it.

Connor Whickam. ` Liverpool were after him you know'. Appointing Steve Bruce ` The mags wanted him as manager but he's come to us'. At every opportunity i tell them we'll be up before the Xmas decorations are down.

Is your blinking the same as his.

When a rumour of a possible signing for us hits the local or national press,the makems are always first to point out the players stats,then no matter how impressive the stats are,the player is always shite.I remember when they signed Malbranque,one makem posted ` a truly amazing signing'.

Players go where they're best suited,and not always for footballing reasons.Giggs spent 29 years at Man Utd because that's where he was happy.He could have left but staying was his favoured option.it also meant he could stay `close' to his brother and his family.I'll not miss his balding head nor his blinking.

Great skills and some great goals in that footage.Very rarely seen when playing for us,that's why we got rid.

He's from London and he's left us in the Championship to play for a London Premier League club where he'll find it easier to get back into the England squad.You cannot blame the lad.Ritchie and Townsend are different type of players.

We're hoping Gayle and Ritchie are decent signings but not surprisingly the makems know they are shit signings.The makems must be experts on every player in world football,even players they have hardly seen play .Every player they sign,of course,will be superb signings,with the players turning down Barca and Real Madrid to sign for them.

No mention yet on rtg about Boris Johnson saying Nissan is in Newcastle.

Lineker,Shearer,Wobblygob,Hartson and Saunders in the studio. Logan,Rush and Danny Shithouse Murphy pitch side. Commentator,Keown and Savage commentating. All telling us what they and us have seen.

Why should the assistant flag for offside when knowing it wasn't offside.What a hairy know-nowt he is

If he gives me a call i will drive the coward to Merseyside,free of charge.

I used to work with a makem and every lunch break ( 30 mins ) we would finish the Times crossword.I would start by filling in as many correct answers as possibly then the makem would colour in the rest.

Motson is/was the worst for talking utter shite,and he's married to a makem,Cockney makem loving shithouse.