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I've had the odd sensible conversation with makems but only when both teams are doing shite.

Will they turn to ratboy after Xmas to take them down because I'm sure the gurning season starts in January and Grayson won't want to miss that.

Radio 5 did nowt but hope Swansea would equalise in the last 5 minutes,the cockney bastards.

Oh dear.Not a great weekend for the makems.Our win will have upset them more than their defeat to Sheffield Utd.

They'll still officially average 30,000 plus.Of course there is no chance of them averaging more than 30,000 attendees.

Is that the £20m we didn't spend on players in the summer?

29,579.Aye reet,if they say so.Unless they're talking about the pink/white seats.Fighting in the family enclosure is a new low at the sos.

One bottle thrown and found it's intended target,a Sheffield United player.Coins thrown and fighting amongst themselves.The good news is the chairman wasn't glassed,the manager wasn't given a beer shampoo and no report of their chairman being arrested for drink driving and no player spat on when leaving the ground with his family.

An NUFC supporter punching an animal v a makem footballer interested in animals and humans having sex ?

The Nissan workforce are going to be granted the freedom of sunlun.All 7000 of the unwashed bastards.Thank fuck I don't work for them.

I'm fat,I'm round. You always fill my ground I'm Fat Mike,I'm Fat Mike 'We'll stay away' No fuckin way I'm Fat Mike,I'm Fat Mike

And you

Thunderland's manager,Thimon Graython.Doeth he thpeak like thith to take the pith out of them.Baldy,ugly and a funny thpeaker,and manager of the makemth.Doeth it get any worth.

Rafa could have been given £100m to spend but the final say on incoming players wasn't Rafa's and never will be. 'Sorry Rafa,we offered £100m for Catts but the Sad Makem Bastards wanted a tenner more so we pulled out of the deal'. Would things have been different if we hadn't beaten Wist Em?

We couldn't even sign Southampton's third choice left back.

Rafa's next press conference should be interesting then.

Krul to Brighton until his contract with us runs out.YES YES YES. Gone and good fuckin riddance.Fingers crossed he becomes their number 1 keeper.

Is that Wharton on the left?

Great post.You have just about copied an earlier post of mine word for word.

Some footballers are ' not that type of player'.Unfortunately Mitro is that type of player so an 'elbow'' or two gets highlighted.

If we gave Shelvey the number 10 role we'd certainly get a few more shots away.

Light at the end of the makem relegation tunnel.Whatmore,the ginger Ronaldo,should be back for their next game.. Nice to see the makem players drown their sorrows by going on the lash over the toon.

No conclusive evidence means no punishment.

As of yet I haven't seen a 100% definite photo or tv footage showing the contact close up.

I would think after he watched those cockney bastard wasters not giving a fuck on the pitch there in no way he would take on that job,if he has been giving it any thought that is.