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Great to see the scouse makems struggling near the bottom of the Premier League.

Probably quite close to where most of them live.Catts would have been with the England squad.Wath Graython there?

Is he criticising the thousands ....I mean the 740 who travelled to Ipswich or the 150,000 stay away fans who would guarantee to turn up if they had a half decent team?

Players who like a drink only sign for sunlun because it's only 12 miles from Newcastle.Who the fuck would want to play for sunlun if they had to live and drink in that shithole.

'Best fans in the world us ya knaas marra' ' Us olways sell out when we go away ya knaas marra' 1900 away tickets available.Only 740 sold.

In 4 or 5 seasons time the Seaburn Casualties could be watching both their teams ( smb and South Shields ) play each other in a league game.

They may be bottome 3,I honestly don't know.

magcatcherhutch must be the hardest lad/lass in the world.It doesn't sound like he/she was when he/she got a good kicking at the Central when he/she was a teenager..Where was he/she on 27/3/1970.

I don't think Darren Bent's mother enjoyed watching her son play at the sos.

I remember McClean breaking into the first team 'McClean or Messi'

Putting Grayson's speach impedimen to one side,I see he's written a couple of books.His first was about ethics,his second was about Kent,

Feed the Jos. We fed him but he needs to put the chances away.

I'm still active.

They were over the moon when they appointed Steve 'DJ' Bruce and The Moyesiah because they thought they had both turned us down.SMB.

The sad makem bastards were chanting at the makem empire last week to the makem musician Dave Stewart ' Dave Stewart,he's one of us .....'.Ffs man !!!!!

Pep was their first choice,then Rafa,Fergie,the drink driver,Adam Johnson as player manager,Milton Nunez,,Shearer

Gobiadini wasn't at the match last night but is now on Radio Newcastle telling the makems where they went wrong .

It's a 7 mile drive to a newsagent that sells the makem echo but it'll be well worth it tomorrow.

26,026.That must be the joint attendance for last Saturday's game against Sheffield Utd and tonight's game against Forest.That's attendance as in attendees.

FTM Short has bombed the makem woman's team out of their training ground.They're now going to train at Benton. Ellis FTM ( fucking the makems ) Short.

If they get beat tonight they could be bottom then they'll be queuing at their new bridge to jump off .

We need a Shane Long type player to do the running and pressurising with a Beardsley type player 'throwing hand grenades' as Keegan would say,and me. Does Ritchie like picking up cards.Like Wearside Jack before him,getting a card seems to be a part of his game.

Last week on Total Sport the makem pundit was ex-player Martin Smith who also played for Sheffield Utd.He said he'd played for SUFC at SJP,got loads of stick,but scored,so he was happy.It was pointed out that his team were beaten 4-1.' I wasn't bothered about the score because I'd scored'.That's your makem for you.

Where are Thimon Graythonth eyebrowth? Ith Ian Dowie hith dad?

Gobiadini on Total Sport tonight.Criticising the fans for booing and not backing the team 100% after admitting he hasn't watched the full game yet and he regularly leaves games early,when he makes his infrequent visit to the sos on a freebie.